The one with the rules; voice/text

[lar]

Oooooooookay people, after much work and coordination efforts and the fact I can't get anything done ever, I have finally managed to get everything I need in order to throw a proper kickass party. Wide spaces, music, drinks, food, dark corners, lights. The works.

[ A beat. ]

And yes, anyone can come. But because of that I've written down four simple rules you are all expected to follow:


1. You start acting like a stupid drunk, I kick you out.
2. I see anything besides and smokes in your hands, I kick you out.
3. You start a fight, I kick you two (or three) out.
4. I see you trying to take advantage of a drunk teen...well, you know how it goes.

[ Does she make awesome lists or what? ]

Now! We need to decide on a date. This weekend is kind of taken by that Open House thing, so next week? I guess the best way to welcome the newbs is with a party anwyay. For ourselves. So maybe we'll meet them with a hangover! Please measure yourselves.

So! If you are remotely interested in coming, let me know here, so I know if this is going to be an all out party or something more like three people playing Strip Jenga.

Come on, talk to me people.

[Private to Tony Stark and Oliver Queen]

Congratulations, you two have been chosen to give me a hand making sure the adults play nice. I don't think anything is going to happen, but can you please please please at least pretend to keep an eye on things?

[Private to Stanley Lucerne]

Hors d'oeuvres.

[ She actually says it moderately well. ]

Assuming you're going to come.

[Private to Donny Casey]

You're totally coming.

Comments

[bumbles]

( Would it be bad to say, "Every time I think about you being God I feel like my Ma's going to turn up and hit me with a Bible?"

Probably. It also requires more confidence than he currently possesses. He is an eternal pendulum of no-confidence - it's easier to talk intensely about things that are important than to make jokes. And he's pretty sure that would be mean somehow, so he just no. Nope. )

I like that better than the other ones.

[lar]

Yeah, me too. Old Testament stuff really needs an update.

Fret not, I do eat my veggies.

[ One day, Donny. One Day. ]

[bumbles]

Some clarification would be good.

You don't turn them into other stuff first, do you?

( because her powers still confuse him a bit )

[lar]

Hey I happen to like vegetables. I mean, not enough to eat just salad, but I can deal with some stray greens.

I'm no cheater.

[ They confuse her, so it's understandable. ]

[bumbles]

It's only cheating if you use your powers instead of cooking the old fashioned way.


( Says the man who uses his powers because he doesn't have a kitchen blowtorch BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT and what Ella doesn't know can't hurt her )

[lar]

Well then I cheat daily, but I consider it training?

[bumbles]

Jamie Oliver would be so disappointed.

( He's not sure, now he thinks about it. )

[lar]

Nah, he would love me.

God save the Queen and all.