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The one with the rules; voice/text
Oooooooookay people, after much work and coordination efforts and the fact I can't get anything done ever, I have finally managed to get everything I need in order to throw a proper kickass party. Wide spaces, music, drinks, food, dark corners, lights. The works.
[ A beat. ]
And yes, anyone can come. But because of that I've written down four simple rules you are all expected to follow:
1. You start acting like a stupid drunk, I kick you out.
2. I see anything besides and smokes in your hands, I kick you out.
3. You start a fight, I kick you two (or three) out.
4. I see you trying to take advantage of a drunk teen...well, you know how it goes.
[ Does she make awesome lists or what? ]
Now! We need to decide on a date. This weekend is kind of taken by that Open House thing, so next week? I guess the best way to welcome the newbs is with a party anwyay. For ourselves. So maybe we'll meet them with a hangover! Please measure yourselves.
So! If you are remotely interested in coming, let me know here, so I know if this is going to be an all out party or something more like three people playing Strip Jenga.
Come on, talk to me people.
[Private to Tony Stark and Oliver Queen]
Congratulations, you two have been chosen to give me a hand making sure the adults play nice. I don't think anything is going to happen, but can you please please please at least pretend to keep an eye on things?
[Private to Stanley Lucerne]
Hors d'oeuvres.
[ She actually says it moderately well. ]
Assuming you're going to come.
[Private to Donny Casey]
You're totally coming.
[ A beat. ]
And yes, anyone can come. But because of that I've written down four simple rules you are all expected to follow:
1. You start acting like a stupid drunk, I kick you out.
2. I see anything besides and smokes in your hands, I kick you out.
3. You start a fight, I kick you two (or three) out.
4. I see you trying to take advantage of a drunk teen...well, you know how it goes.
[ Does she make awesome lists or what? ]
Now! We need to decide on a date. This weekend is kind of taken by that Open House thing, so next week? I guess the best way to welcome the newbs is with a party anwyay. For ourselves. So maybe we'll meet them with a hangover! Please measure yourselves.
So! If you are remotely interested in coming, let me know here, so I know if this is going to be an all out party or something more like three people playing Strip Jenga.
Come on, talk to me people.
[Private to Tony Stark and Oliver Queen]
Congratulations, you two have been chosen to give me a hand making sure the adults play nice. I don't think anything is going to happen, but can you please please please at least pretend to keep an eye on things?
[Private to Stanley Lucerne]
Hors d'oeuvres.
[ She actually says it moderately well. ]
Assuming you're going to come.
[Private to Donny Casey]
You're totally coming.
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