exsilium | The one with the rules; voice/text

Oooooooookay people, after much work and coordination efforts and the fact I can't get anything done ever, I have finally managed to get everything I need in order to throw a proper kickass party. Wide spaces, music, drinks, food, dark corners, lights. The works.

[ A beat. ]

And yes, anyone can come. But because of that I've written down four simple rules you are all expected to follow:

1. You start acting like a stupid drunk, I kick you out.
2. I see anything besides and smokes in your hands, I kick you out.
3. You start a fight, I kick you two (or three) out.
4. I see you trying to take advantage of a drunk teen...well, you know how it goes.

[ Does she make awesome lists or what? ]

Now! We need to decide on a date. This weekend is kind of taken by that Open House thing, so next week? I guess the best way to welcome the newbs is with a party anwyay. For ourselves. So maybe we'll meet them with a hangover! Please measure yourselves.

So! If you are remotely interested in coming, let me know here, so I know if this is going to be an all out party or something more like three people playing Strip Jenga.

Come on, talk to me people.

[Private to Tony Stark and Oliver Queen]

Congratulations, you two have been chosen to give me a hand making sure the adults play nice. I don't think anything is going to happen, but can you please please please at least pretend to keep an eye on things?

[Private to Stanley Lucerne]

Hors d'oeuvres.

[ She actually says it moderately well. ]

Assuming you're going to come.

[Private to Donny Casey]

You're totally coming.

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You're kidding me right? Tell me you're just being funny here.

[ But just to be sure. ]

It's a celebration, basically. Drinks, music, dance, fun.

We've only raiding parties. When we kill and take what we want. It is not the same thing.

Hmmmm nope, not the same thing.

Although, it's kind of the same if you don't kill and only take what's on the tables for free consumption? So maybe?

That's not really taking. Guttin' someone is taking.

Can you have fun and not gut someone?

O' course. [Affronted. There is stealing and sex.] I'm not some savage.

[ Of course there is. ]

Well then, are you coming?

If I am available. [Like Ygritte keeps a schedule.]

Awesome! It's going to be great.

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