exsilium | The one with the rules; voice/text

Oooooooookay people, after much work and coordination efforts and the fact I can't get anything done ever, I have finally managed to get everything I need in order to throw a proper kickass party. Wide spaces, music, drinks, food, dark corners, lights. The works.

[ A beat. ]

And yes, anyone can come. But because of that I've written down four simple rules you are all expected to follow:

1. You start acting like a stupid drunk, I kick you out.
2. I see anything besides and smokes in your hands, I kick you out.
3. You start a fight, I kick you two (or three) out.
4. I see you trying to take advantage of a drunk teen...well, you know how it goes.

[ Does she make awesome lists or what? ]

Now! We need to decide on a date. This weekend is kind of taken by that Open House thing, so next week? I guess the best way to welcome the newbs is with a party anwyay. For ourselves. So maybe we'll meet them with a hangover! Please measure yourselves.

So! If you are remotely interested in coming, let me know here, so I know if this is going to be an all out party or something more like three people playing Strip Jenga.

Come on, talk to me people.

[Private to Tony Stark and Oliver Queen]

Congratulations, you two have been chosen to give me a hand making sure the adults play nice. I don't think anything is going to happen, but can you please please please at least pretend to keep an eye on things?

[Private to Stanley Lucerne]

Hors d'oeuvres.

[ She actually says it moderately well. ]

Assuming you're going to come.

[Private to Donny Casey]

You're totally coming.

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Just to make sure we're on the same page here... strip Jenga will be happening even if you get more than three people, yeah?

I mean, I'll still come if it isn't. It just isn't much of a party if there isn't one crappy game or another being turned into a strip show, is it?

...I'll arrange some crappy games, but don't make me add another rule about nudity.

Why? It was your idea.

I tend to talk too much when I'm excited.

Strip Jenga does tend to have that effect.

[Because that's why she was excited.]

Is not happening, guy.

[ Not in her party at least. ]

Fine. Suit yourself. But just so you know, you should probably start off your party conversations with a warning. Because people are going to have their hopes up now, aren't they?

There's at least going to be alcohol, isn't there? Or did you accidentally write down the part about drunk teens in your excitement as well?

Nah, serves me to see who is vocal about drunken shenanigans.

There's going to be more alcohol than necessary, but I'm really hoping I don't need to kick anybody out.

Well, don't you worry yourself, love. I'll be on me best behaviour. I've been dying for a good party ever since I got here.

And party you shall.

I'm looking forward to it. And I can promise you now, I will not be taking advantage of anyone outside the age range of sixteen and thirty, and only then if that is what they desire.

I don't want to know!

[ Seriously these topics freak her out. ]

I don't think we have anyone under sixteen anyway. Oh wait there's that little cursing girl I guess.

Right. So if anyone looks quite young and swears a lot I'll steer clear...

Basically, yes.

Anything else I can help you with?

Date, time, venue.

Saturday 31, [ Here goes the direction. ]

Date and time are kind of the same.

Not really. Unless you want me turning up at 5 o'clock in the morning. Not that I would, but if I don't know the time and I show up then it would technically be acceptable because you didn't say otherwise.

It starts at nine o'clock, so I assume the cool kids will be arriving at eleven or something.

I don't know, you do the math.

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