The one with the rules; voice/text

[lar]

Oooooooookay people, after much work and coordination efforts and the fact I can't get anything done ever, I have finally managed to get everything I need in order to throw a proper kickass party. Wide spaces, music, drinks, food, dark corners, lights. The works.

[ A beat. ]

And yes, anyone can come. But because of that I've written down four simple rules you are all expected to follow:


1. You start acting like a stupid drunk, I kick you out.
2. I see anything besides and smokes in your hands, I kick you out.
3. You start a fight, I kick you two (or three) out.
4. I see you trying to take advantage of a drunk teen...well, you know how it goes.

[ Does she make awesome lists or what? ]

Now! We need to decide on a date. This weekend is kind of taken by that Open House thing, so next week? I guess the best way to welcome the newbs is with a party anwyay. For ourselves. So maybe we'll meet them with a hangover! Please measure yourselves.

So! If you are remotely interested in coming, let me know here, so I know if this is going to be an all out party or something more like three people playing Strip Jenga.

Come on, talk to me people.

[Private to Tony Stark and Oliver Queen]

Congratulations, you two have been chosen to give me a hand making sure the adults play nice. I don't think anything is going to happen, but can you please please please at least pretend to keep an eye on things?

[Private to Stanley Lucerne]

Hors d'oeuvres.

[ She actually says it moderately well. ]

Assuming you're going to come.

[Private to Donny Casey]

You're totally coming.

Comments

[voice]

[lar]

I don't want to know!

[ Seriously these topics freak her out. ]

I don't think we have anyone under sixteen anyway. Oh wait there's that little cursing girl I guess.

[voice]

[thearseman]

Right. So if anyone looks quite young and swears a lot I'll steer clear...

[voice]

[lar]

Basically, yes.

Anything else I can help you with?

[voice]

[thearseman]

Date, time, venue.

[voice]

[lar]

Saturday 31, [ Here goes the direction. ]

Date and time are kind of the same.

[voice]

[thearseman]

Not really. Unless you want me turning up at 5 o'clock in the morning. Not that I would, but if I don't know the time and I show up then it would technically be acceptable because you didn't say otherwise.

[voice]

[lar]

It starts at nine o'clock, so I assume the cool kids will be arriving at eleven or something.

I don't know, you do the math.