014 ♐ Text: Get e%tremely flustered over something trivial.

[musclebeast]

D --> I will not stand for this any longer
D --> Stand for f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> No, my keyboard does not need to be fi%ed
D --> Yes, I choose to type in this fashion, gosh darnit
D --> I canter e%actly understand why that concept is so e%tremely difficolt for you all to cram into your ossified mind compartments but perhaps it's because most of you revolting juveniles can barely use your diaperstubs let alone properly make use of your communication devices
D --> I am a troll, and like my fellow Alternians, I use a te%t quirk to properly e%press my individuality and perhaps e%emplify my bucking interests in a visual fashion
D --> I am coltsiderably perple%ed and quite frankly, ine%cusably teed off by this continuing damper on my forced thralldom here
D --> So stop asking or for fiddlesticking sakes ask me here and now and discontinue this e%cessively annoying line of questioning in the future

Comments

[flarp]

The only question that really matters is how do I get your sweat stains off of my shirts?
I didn't think projectile sweat was possi8le 8ut you proved me wrong!
Pretty sure I can even smell you from here.
Congratul8tions are in order though, 8ecause you just got 8URNED.

[musclebeast]

D --> That's impossible, don't be an idiot, Serket, you're supposed to be better than that, not as good as me, but better
D --> I am hardly burned either, if a bit fuming, but by no means is it caused from whatever meddling you may or may not have been doing somewhere

not here

[moirailcompass]

[..........WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?

Oooohh boooy this is. Going to be difficult.]

[heartsink]

[ the name attached to this account reads Haruka Takahashi ]

Is there a point to asking a question you've explicitly answered?

[musclebeast]

D --> No

[implying]

Why, of course, my dear, you're welcome to type in any way you like! No matter how inexplicable. What's brought this on?

[musclebeast]

D --> Ah
D --> You, I know
D --> And merely- continuous difficolties with people here consistently inquiring about my quirk
D --> I seem to be getting rather an%ious about it though you need not worry

video;

[sacrificar]

[Uh. Okay.

Just gonna... stare, for a bit longer.]

video;

[musclebeast]

[He will stare right back then!]

text;

[painfeels]

[you know what? fine. let's try to be reasonable about this.]

Why the "%" sign? I mean, it's great that you wanna be different and everything. And as far as I can tell, you're doing a real good job with that. But...

What made you pick out that one?

text;

[musclebeast]

D --> It implies very clear enunciation of a sound I quite enjoy as proves to be pleasing visually to me

[ % % % %, hey he can be childish at times.]

[moirailcompass]

[Wow. Was that an almost curse there?]

:33 < wow equius!
:33 < take a breather!

[musclebeast]

[Of course not! Goodness...]

D --> I will take a breather when my frustrations are properly e%pressed and recognized by these simpletons I apparently must spent 100% of my time around

[fintastic]

-Equius, is everyfin alrig)(t?
T)(is isn't about more t)(an just a text quirk, is it?

[musclebeast]

D --> No, of course it isn't anything more than what it 100ks to be, princess
D --> You don't need to e%press any concern for a troll of lesser breeding, I am merely getting forthright with these inconsiderate h001igans
D --> So pardon my vehement behoovior

[biwinning]

no one2 ever a2ked me about miine.
wow look2 liike you're ju2t even more of a freak and 2tiick out wor2e than ii do.
al2o where were you.

[musclebeast]

D --> You hold your obno%ious tongue, Sollu%
D --> What
D --> When

[onemoredeath]

Should I cover my ears too?

[musclebeast]

D --> What

voice;

[alphonse]

Animal puns are part of your culture?

voice;

[musclebeast]

No, what, animal puns? I don't do anything so ridicolt-ridiculous, only when I'm getting anxious, and right now is definitely a time where I feel thoroughly heated.

[worldliness]

Whoa. [don't make a horse pun to troll. don't make a horse pun to troll. don't--] One too many chomping at the bit to ask about how you type?

[musclebeast]

[He's bad at pointing out jokes, but he side eyes those words a bit.]

D --> On separate occasions, over and over again, it's becoming e%tremely difficult reining in my frustrations

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh the good old 'y do u type like that is ur comp broken' questions
got to love them huh

[musclebeast]

D --> No
D --> Don't got to love them
D --> They're frustrating