014 ♐ Text: Get e%tremely flustered over something trivial.

[musclebeast]

D --> I will not stand for this any longer
D --> Stand for f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> No, my keyboard does not need to be fi%ed
D --> Yes, I choose to type in this fashion, gosh darnit
D --> I canter e%actly understand why that concept is so e%tremely difficolt for you all to cram into your ossified mind compartments but perhaps it's because most of you revolting juveniles can barely use your diaperstubs let alone properly make use of your communication devices
D --> I am a troll, and like my fellow Alternians, I use a te%t quirk to properly e%press my individuality and perhaps e%emplify my bucking interests in a visual fashion
D --> I am coltsiderably perple%ed and quite frankly, ine%cusably teed off by this continuing damper on my forced thralldom here
D --> So stop asking or for fiddlesticking sakes ask me here and now and discontinue this e%cessively annoying line of questioning in the future

Comments

[musclebeast]

D --> You hold your obno%ious tongue, Sollu%
D --> What
D --> When

[biwinning]

recently.

[musclebeast]

D --> I've been busy
D --> Unlike some people, I have interesting and time consuming hobbies

[biwinning]

you haven't been two the hiive at all.

[musclebeast]

D --> I've been busy
D --> You're acting like my presence is at all enjoyable for you, which it really should be, considering how much better I am
D --> But I won't let my obvious superiorities blind me from the truth

tsun tsun

[biwinning]

ii wa2 wonderiing.
becau2e the apartment for once diidn't 2tiink of 2weat.
ii wa2 goiing two recommend you contiinue two be away for the 2ake of my 2aniity.

wow

[musclebeast]

D --> Well then you're in luck you disrespectful little worm

wow yourself

[biwinning]

no but really where were you

no

[musclebeast]

D --> It's none of your business

yes

[biwinning]

tell me anyway.

no

[musclebeast]

D --> Where do you think I am you idiot

yes.

[biwinning]

the warehou2e.
you weren't there the whole tiime.

no

[musclebeast]

D --> No, I wasn't

yes

[biwinning]

hence my que2tiion you lo2er.

no

[musclebeast]

D --> I've been busy e%ercising

ye

[biwinning]

yeah becau2e clearly you need two be more buff.
ii2 that really the be2t excu2e you can make, you 2tupiid 2ack of 2hiit?

n

[musclebeast]

D --> Crass language will hardly get you what you want, peasant
D --> And it's e%tremely important to keep up routine when it comes to maintaining my STRONG physical prowess
D --> One of your weak and disgusting stature wouldn't know that

y

[biwinning]

maybe iif you diidn't maiintaiin your "phy2iical prowe22" you could manage not two break everythiing you touch two hard.

No.

[musclebeast]

D --> At least I can open a glass food contained without any help from psioni%, and only break it half the time
D --> I swear to mother herself I thought you were going to give yourself a blasted hernia from the sounds you were making in the food preparation block trying to open that jar

YES

[biwinning]

wow exCU2E ME?
ii can open a fuckiing jar on my own tyvm.
you mu2t have been heariing eriidan.

NO.

[musclebeast]

D --> So are you saying it's easy to mi% the two of you up then

YE2

[biwinning]

oh my god no!!
holy fuck ii forgot how annoyiing you are.
what blii22 ii knew iin your ab2ence two not have two deal wiith your 2tupiid hor2e2hiit.

D --> NO

[musclebeast]

D --> You saying it's easy for me to mistake Ampora for you, or the other way around, has nothing to do with hoofbeast fecal matter and has more to do with whatever short comings you believe yourself to have
D --> Also your language continues to be just as e%cremental as the color of your lowtoned te%t and both are getting very grating

ye2

[biwinning]

JU2T
2HUT UP
2TOP
TALKIING.

D --> No

[musclebeast]

[Oh, a lowblood getting mad and capslocking, he's so scared. Scared, and breathing a little harder, and biting his lip, though he still does his best to continue with his almost bored tone of type.]

D --> I won't
D --> In fact that brings to mind a few more possibly ta%ing inquiries
D --> Why do you feel you and the high b100d Ampora are so similar
D --> It is because the both of you are thin, weak, and incredibly uncouth
D --> And if I'm not mistaken, you both share or have shared similar romantic interests, infact, the two of you are e%tremely similar over all now that I put that all in te%t, have you given much thought to this then