014 ♐ Text: Get e%tremely flustered over something trivial.

[musclebeast]

D --> I will not stand for this any longer
D --> Stand for f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> No, my keyboard does not need to be fi%ed
D --> Yes, I choose to type in this fashion, gosh darnit
D --> I canter e%actly understand why that concept is so e%tremely difficolt for you all to cram into your ossified mind compartments but perhaps it's because most of you revolting juveniles can barely use your diaperstubs let alone properly make use of your communication devices
D --> I am a troll, and like my fellow Alternians, I use a te%t quirk to properly e%press my individuality and perhaps e%emplify my bucking interests in a visual fashion
D --> I am coltsiderably perple%ed and quite frankly, ine%cusably teed off by this continuing damper on my forced thralldom here
D --> So stop asking or for fiddlesticking sakes ask me here and now and discontinue this e%cessively annoying line of questioning in the future

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[painfeels]

[you know what? fine. let's try to be reasonable about this.]

Why the "%" sign? I mean, it's great that you wanna be different and everything. And as far as I can tell, you're doing a real good job with that. But...

What made you pick out that one?

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[musclebeast]

D --> It implies very clear enunciation of a sound I quite enjoy as proves to be pleasing visually to me

[ % % % %, hey he can be childish at times.]

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[painfeels]

... What sound are you even talking about?

[Trolls sure are weird.]

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[musclebeast]

D --> The sound that letter makes

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[painfeels]

Letter? Wait up. [looking back through his use of it, she figures it out. or at least, she thinks she's on the right track.] You mean the letter X?

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[musclebeast]

D --> Yes

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[painfeels]

Huh, that's kind of weird. But whatever.

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[musclebeast]

D --> It's not weird

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[painfeels]

Don't worry about it. I said it's fine.

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[musclebeast]

D --> Okay, I won't worry about it then, it's fine

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[painfeels]

So you uh, trolls, are all like this? Using different ways to type?

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[musclebeast]

D --> Yes
D --> You can even see a few e%amples of it if you 100k on the network

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[painfeels]

Yeah, I'm remembering them now. They're not at all like yours, though.

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[musclebeast]

D --> Of course they're not
D --> If they were the same, what would be the point

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[painfeels]

Hey, you know what they say about imitating something.

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[musclebeast]

D --> No I don't and who are they

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[painfeels]

That... imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?

It's just a general saying.