014 ♐ Text: Get e%tremely flustered over something trivial.

[musclebeast]

D --> I will not stand for this any longer
D --> Stand for f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> No, my keyboard does not need to be fi%ed
D --> Yes, I choose to type in this fashion, gosh darnit
D --> I canter e%actly understand why that concept is so e%tremely difficolt for you all to cram into your ossified mind compartments but perhaps it's because most of you revolting juveniles can barely use your diaperstubs let alone properly make use of your communication devices
D --> I am a troll, and like my fellow Alternians, I use a te%t quirk to properly e%press my individuality and perhaps e%emplify my bucking interests in a visual fashion
D --> I am coltsiderably perple%ed and quite frankly, ine%cusably teed off by this continuing damper on my forced thralldom here
D --> So stop asking or for fiddlesticking sakes ask me here and now and discontinue this e%cessively annoying line of questioning in the future

Comments

[biwinning]

God, I can't fucking stand you!! I don't know what I was thinking, trying to have an actual conversation with you, it's like talking to a brick wall except a brick wall doesn't have as many absolutely fucking moronic replies as you do! Talking to a brick wall is an IMPROVEMENT IN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION than talking to you! I might as well just talk to the pile of robot parts, because their dead eyes hold more meaning than a single fucking syllable that comes out of your mouth! If for every tooth you lost due to being punched in the face was a logic point, your stats would be down to NEGATIVE TWO THOUSAND. I want to hire a local to dress up as you and run around mocking every gesture you make for a whole day, just so you can personally see how much of an absolute dumbass you look!

[He has to actually catch his breath after that little rant.]

[musclebeast]

...[Equius opens his mouth to reply but-

gosh, Sollux is just- livid right now, isn't he? It's almost beautiful, though he'd feel completely disgusting using that word out loud to describe him. He finds himself lost in thought as he stares, his chest tightening, heart beating a little faster.]

[biwinning]

WELL, SHITFACE? Are you going to say anything or just stand there, gaping??

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[musclebeast]

[There's a very audible sound- grinding teeth. His eyes twitches, breathing deep and moving to point at Sollux, hair swaying a bit from the sudden movement.]

Don't you take that tone with me, mister! I am not gaping, even if I am surprised at how incredibly delectable you are right now.

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[musclebeast]

[Wait-]

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[biwinning]

...

[biwinning]

[biwinning]

Delectable.

[musclebeast]

DESPICABLE!

[biwinning]

Are you sure you meant dethpicable?

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[musclebeast]

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[musclebeast]

Yes I'm sure, I'm very sure.

[biwinning]

Well that'th a shame. Maybe we could have gone thomewhere with delectable, but dethpicable, that's not going anywhere.

[musclebeast]

...Gone somewhere with- delectable?

[biwinning]

Yeah. Like, done thomething. Gone further than jutht yelling. But, whatever, that'th clearly not what you meant to have happen.

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[musclebeast]

No, of course that's not what I mean't, that would be completely perserve- extremely contemptuous, captiously daring!

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[musclebeast]

[biwinning]

Really. Yeah, I'm sure it'd be all those things, and I mean, I haven't pailed in weeks either, so I'm sure it'd be extra perverse. But yeah, sure glad that's not what you meant at all. In fact, maybe I should be going. Since there's nothing else happening here.

[musclebeast]

...Don't.

[biwinning]

Don't what.

[He's gonna make you say it.]

[musclebeast]

[Oh ...fiddlesticks.]

-Don't leave...

[biwinning]

...What's the magic word.

[musclebeast]

[Grits his teeth.]

[biwinning]

Nothing?

Okay, yeah. Bye.

[musclebeast]

I command you to stay where you are!