014 ♐ Text: Get e%tremely flustered over something trivial.

[musclebeast]

D --> I will not stand for this any longer
D --> Stand for f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> No, my keyboard does not need to be fi%ed
D --> Yes, I choose to type in this fashion, gosh darnit
D --> I canter e%actly understand why that concept is so e%tremely difficolt for you all to cram into your ossified mind compartments but perhaps it's because most of you revolting juveniles can barely use your diaperstubs let alone properly make use of your communication devices
D --> I am a troll, and like my fellow Alternians, I use a te%t quirk to properly e%press my individuality and perhaps e%emplify my bucking interests in a visual fashion
D --> I am coltsiderably perple%ed and quite frankly, ine%cusably teed off by this continuing damper on my forced thralldom here
D --> So stop asking or for fiddlesticking sakes ask me here and now and discontinue this e%cessively annoying line of questioning in the future

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

yup
thats exactly what im insininuating
*insinuating

[musclebeast]

D -->
D --> I can agree to that

[tipsygnostalgia]

u know if u ask sollux maybe he would do it 4 you

or maybe not since he knows about that thing i installed on his computer for you lol

[musclebeast]

D --> I can do it myself, it's simple enough
D --> I am not so incompetent I need to ask that little peon for assistance with a task like this
D --> That was e%tremely rude, suggesting that to me knowing he and my relationship, you will apologize to me now
D --> Wait
D --> He knows, how

[tipsygnostalgia]

he knew it was me since he couldnt get rid of it on his own
since basically i am ACE at the coding malarkey

[musclebeast]

D --> Fiddlesticks

[tipsygnostalgia]

dont u mean fiddlesti%
or is that not a % word

[musclebeast]

D --> Don't tell me how my quirk wor%

[tipsygnostalgia]

kk calm ur horns

[musclebeast]

D --> My horns are not doing anything, that doesn't make any sense

[tipsygnostalgia]

its just a expression
normanly i would say calm ur tits but you dont have those so moot point

[musclebeast]

D --> Right
D --> Yes I suppose calm your tits would be rather silly in this situation, for multiple reasons

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
i bet you have a funny sounding alien word for them anyway
kind of like how squirrels are nutcreatures
or vampires are raimbowdrinkers

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes, we do
D --> They are not funny sounding though, that's very rude of you to say and you won't again
D --> From your point of view our terms are just unfamiliar, not funny sounding