( patrol 001 ) ♑ ( voice )

[defending]

First things first - Initiative? Really? Come on, couldn'tcha be at least a little original? I mean I'm having a serious case of been there, done that. And for the record? Not really looking forward to doing it again. I've had the tour, I've seen the shinies - and I'll say again. Not interested. Opposite of interested. Me and freaky government strongholds go way back. We had a very hot and heavy relationship, but we're seeing other people now, and both of us are better for it. So, second thing? If you could just, you know - help a girl out and point me toward the nearest exit? That'd be real peachy. Failing that? I'm not your strong-arm. You can't control me. Don't even try.

[ It sounds like she's done, but then there's rustling, and she comes back. ]

Oh, neat um -- neat weapon thingy. By the way. Looks like it might be stolen tech from someone very unsavory. But you almost had me drooling. I'm watching you.

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[defending]

[ don't worry she's not going to vagina dentata him like the last cute blonde that waltzed into his life claiming she'd help him ]

And I'm pretty sure I didn't order patronizing sweethearts, honeypie. So let's try that again. Who's asking?

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[ganking]

[ honeypie!!! he won't forget that. ]

Someone who knows Sam, and who ain't about to let you fill his head with any kinda weird bullshit. [ normally he wouldn't be this edgy about it, but with sam's drastic timeline difference, he doesn't need his brother getting involved in something that might get him killed because sam thinks he can handle it. ]

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[defending]

[ Well. With that kind of protective attitude... ] Well, Someone, don't worry. There's no weird-bullshit-filling. Mostly there's understanding. We're kind of similar. Our jobs mesh. Ish.

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[ganking]

Yeah, and I'm just supposed to take your word on this newfound understanding, right? Not happenin', darling. [ after the lucifer incident, sam's too trusting for his own good. but not dean, and he'll damn well hold onto that. ]

Now out with the Slayer thing. What's that about?

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[defending]

I guess not. Jeez. Cranky much? [ Annoyed. ]

Sam said people like me are called hunters in your world. But in my world, there's only one. It's just me. And I get superpowers. And I'm the Slayer. I'm the thing monsters have nightmares about. [ She gives him a 'yeah i'm way cooler than you' look. ]

Satisfied?

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[ganking]

[ just a little. ]

No. How much did Sam tell you? [ he'll get back to the slayer thing in a bit. ]

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[defending]

Enough to know that he and I are a lot alike.

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[ganking]

Right. [ nope, he doesn't believe it. ]

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[defending]

You probably wouldn't get it. [ because FUCK YOU that's why ] I'm Chosen. For something. Something way bigger than a lot of people could ever understand. Probably way bigger than your primeval brain could handle, since you can't even seem to get that maybe Sam can relate to me.

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[ganking]

Don't give me that Chosen crap. [ so she's chosen, or whatever. congrats to her, but as far as he knows, being chosen for anything by something supernatural isn't all too fun. ]

But say you do relate to Sam, all the more reason for you to either can it with that crap or leave him alone. He doesn't need more of it in his life.

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[defending]

It's not crap. You must be foreign to the whole destiny thing. Let me run that by you again: I save the world for a living without getting paid. I die for it. Have. Twice. I kick evil's ass and make it run crying to it's mommy. Sound familiar yet?

[ OH HEEEEEEEEEEELL NO HE DID NOT JUST GO THERE. ] Sam can make his own choices. He's not a little kid. If he decides he doesn't want a friend who gets it, that's up to him. Not you.

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[bikininspector]

Dean.

[You know this face. This is the face of someone who isn't happy with you. Oh guess his chat with Cas has something to do with this too. But mostly it's this. Maybe.]

It's not my head that gets filled with bullshit, last time I checked. Lay off her.

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[defending]

[ Let her speak without words and just give you a 'who the hell is this clown?' look. ]

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[bikininspector]

Ignore my jackass of a brother. He means well, he just speaks asshole.

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[defending]

That's your brother? You two look nothing alike.

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[bikininspector]

And thank God for small blessings.

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[defending]

You definitely have better hair.

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[bikininspector]

[Congratulations, you get an actual laugh.]

It's the reward of the righteous, clearly.

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[defending]

That explains why mine's always flawless.

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[ganking]

[ oh ugh, come on, sam. ]

Ease up. I'm just talkin' to her. [ demanding answers/talking, it's all the same. ] And you can't exactly blame me for bein' worried.

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[bikininspector]

[No you come on, Dean.]

That's interrogating. And yeah, I absolutely can. [Arms are crossed.]

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[ganking]

Whatever it is, just deal with it. And seriously Sammy, don't be stupid, I know you've been tellin' her shit, too. Don't let some pretty face trick you. [ before, if he was from the same point as sam, he might have had to eat those words. but that was so, so many years ago. he knows a little better by now. ]

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[bikininspector]

[Scoff] Don't confuse me with yourself.

[As if he could even look at a girl like that right now, at anyone without seeing Jess.]

Leave her alone. She didn't do shit to you, to me, or to anyone.

[He'd be blunter if they weren't arguing publicly.]

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[ganking]

I would if you hadn't gone and freakin' babbled all sorts of stuff to her.

[ the world is a dangerous place, sam, so many people ready to use you for their own gain. ]

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[bikininspector]

What I choose to tell other people is none of your business.

[He hangs it up to move it out of the public eye.]