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buffy anne summers ♚ slayer, the ([personal profile] defending) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-03-19 06:54 pm

( patrol 001 ) ♑ ( voice )

First things first - Initiative? Really? Come on, couldn'tcha be at least a little original? I mean I'm having a serious case of been there, done that. And for the record? Not really looking forward to doing it again. I've had the tour, I've seen the shinies - and I'll say again. Not interested. Opposite of interested. Me and freaky government strongholds go way back. We had a very hot and heavy relationship, but we're seeing other people now, and both of us are better for it. So, second thing? If you could just, you know - help a girl out and point me toward the nearest exit? That'd be real peachy. Failing that? I'm not your strong-arm. You can't control me. Don't even try.

[ It sounds like she's done, but then there's rustling, and she comes back. ]

Oh, neat um -- neat weapon thingy. By the way. Looks like it might be stolen tech from someone very unsavory. But you almost had me drooling. I'm watching you.
bikininspector: (you've been owned)

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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-28 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
We could have our own sitcom.

[And he's just going to silently pray that she'll never meet his dad.]
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-28 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ex-demon? What do you mean ex demon?
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-28 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So demons in your world - they used to be human?
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-28 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Vampires?

[Oh boy that's just hilarious. He shakes his head a little with a small smile, wow, the differences between worlds. Briefly he wonders if they have the tooth fairy too.]

That's -- really interesting. We should cut it cuz that could be a whole other hours long discussion. But I definitely wanna pick that back up later.
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-28 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No, far as I know those are strictly for romance novels where I'm from.
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-28 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That -- sounds like a serious problem. I've only ever dealt with one demon so far and that was hard enough.
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-28 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The Dracula?

[He may be impressed. Oh what was it about this conversation ending?]
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-28 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I guess when you're the only one fighting his kind -- that would make sense.

[Oh Dear Lord he doesn't even want to imagine it.]

Not - planing on it. That's - that's nasty.
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-03-31 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Does his research - [that is alarming. Monsters are bad enough, they don't need smart ones on their hands on top of everything.]

That -- really is gross.
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-04-01 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That's just -- great. So you just...stick around in one place and let them come to you?

[At least she gets to have a home - he shouldn't be jealous but yeah, he kinda is.]

Well, if he ever shows up here we'll make sure to show him some sun.

[Of course that'll have to require a mission because of the goddamn weather here - they'll all end up looking like vamps if this rain doesn't let up.]
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-04-01 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah that makes sense.

[THEY CAN'T STOP TALKING. SOMEONE GRAB THE TABLET AND HANG UP FOR THEM.]

Seriously? Wow, you'd think a vamp that can't be killed would be the worst -
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[personal profile] bikininspector 2013-04-01 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
In dirt? Not a coffin?

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