( patrol 001 ) ♑ ( voice )

[defending]

First things first - Initiative? Really? Come on, couldn'tcha be at least a little original? I mean I'm having a serious case of been there, done that. And for the record? Not really looking forward to doing it again. I've had the tour, I've seen the shinies - and I'll say again. Not interested. Opposite of interested. Me and freaky government strongholds go way back. We had a very hot and heavy relationship, but we're seeing other people now, and both of us are better for it. So, second thing? If you could just, you know - help a girl out and point me toward the nearest exit? That'd be real peachy. Failing that? I'm not your strong-arm. You can't control me. Don't even try.

[ It sounds like she's done, but then there's rustling, and she comes back. ]

Oh, neat um -- neat weapon thingy. By the way. Looks like it might be stolen tech from someone very unsavory. But you almost had me drooling. I'm watching you.

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[bikininspector]

Dean.

[You know this face. This is the face of someone who isn't happy with you. Oh guess his chat with Cas has something to do with this too. But mostly it's this. Maybe.]

It's not my head that gets filled with bullshit, last time I checked. Lay off her.

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[defending]

[ Let her speak without words and just give you a 'who the hell is this clown?' look. ]

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[bikininspector]

Ignore my jackass of a brother. He means well, he just speaks asshole.

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[defending]

That's your brother? You two look nothing alike.

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[bikininspector]

And thank God for small blessings.

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[defending]

You definitely have better hair.

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[bikininspector]

[Congratulations, you get an actual laugh.]

It's the reward of the righteous, clearly.

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[defending]

That explains why mine's always flawless.

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[bikininspector]

We gotta get something for playing nice.

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[defending]

We don't get paid, so we get good hair. I think it might be a fair trade. Almost.

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[bikininspector]

When you say it like that -- we got screwed.

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[defending]

Hey, hey! My hair is awesome, thanks.

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[bikininspector]

No - yeah - it is. Just, you know. Not that big of a deal for me.

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[defending]

Oh, come on. Guys can totally work the hair angle.

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[bikininspector]

The sad eyes angle works better.

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[defending]

[ ... REALLY. ] Sad-eyes angle, huh?

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[bikininspector]

Ridiculously effective, I'm telling you.

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[defending]

I feel like I need to see proof of this at some point in my time here.

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[bikininspector]

Something to look forward to.

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[ganking]

[ oh ugh, come on, sam. ]

Ease up. I'm just talkin' to her. [ demanding answers/talking, it's all the same. ] And you can't exactly blame me for bein' worried.

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[bikininspector]

[No you come on, Dean.]

That's interrogating. And yeah, I absolutely can. [Arms are crossed.]

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[ganking]

Whatever it is, just deal with it. And seriously Sammy, don't be stupid, I know you've been tellin' her shit, too. Don't let some pretty face trick you. [ before, if he was from the same point as sam, he might have had to eat those words. but that was so, so many years ago. he knows a little better by now. ]

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[bikininspector]

[Scoff] Don't confuse me with yourself.

[As if he could even look at a girl like that right now, at anyone without seeing Jess.]

Leave her alone. She didn't do shit to you, to me, or to anyone.

[He'd be blunter if they weren't arguing publicly.]

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[ganking]

I would if you hadn't gone and freakin' babbled all sorts of stuff to her.

[ the world is a dangerous place, sam, so many people ready to use you for their own gain. ]

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[bikininspector]

What I choose to tell other people is none of your business.

[He hangs it up to move it out of the public eye.]