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[itase]

Okay. Survey time. Am I seriously the only person here who's not from a world filled with people trying to murder me?

I mean. I had the one. But that was more incidental. I am the definition of collateral damage on that one. But some of you all take it to the next level. Or all the way up to 11, in some cases.

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Voice; lol he's the worst at texting forever, okay

[hungover]

I can't help but feel that this is at least partially about me.

god fine, voice just for him

[itase]

Your observational prowess is surpassed only by your substance use disorder.

Voice; once you see a man's intestines you have to be willing to use voice for them ok

[hungover]

Not the first person to say that, funnily enough.

Voice; haymitch how do you even make bonding moments horrible

[itase]

Ever just sit back and think 'I might want to do something about that'?

[whatsupcroc]

A whole world full? Nope, not really. And those who were had nothing personal.

... Outside of a pretty big species bias, but that's kind of a thing.

[itase]

But there was more than one person trying to actively destroy you. On a semi-regular basis.

[whatsupcroc]

Yep! Mostly because we were trying to do the same. The whole actual coming after me and the rest just because of who we are would have proooobably come later, if the jerks we were fighting had won.

[anomaliiiiies]

You forgot about me, Darcy.

[itase]

Never. We're just a package deal boss lady.

[anomaliiiiies]

You said only one, Darcy.

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[omicron]

wow. a survey on murder during my first week here. that's beautiful.

can i take this to mean we're all surrounded by homicidal jerks who used to be targeted by other homicidal jerks? because that's actually pretty much par for the course where i'm from. collateral damage included.

guess that answers that question.

[itase]

et tu random stranger?

But let's say last week was a charming glimpse into the group psyche. And suffice to say our new overlords severely underestimated the number of mental health professionals desperately needed.

[omicron]

call me stiles. it's short for stiles.

by "charming" you mean "horrifying levels of trauma that everybody's trying to forget", right? because that's the kind of vibe i'm getting here.

you should put out another survey. therapists needed: do not apply if sociopath, murder target, or clinically insane.

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[flynninomite]

11, but that's likely a line of work thing. Otherwise I'd say we're fair to middling on the murderous intent scale.

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[itase]

Army?

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[flynninomite]

Clever guess, but no. More of a solo gig.

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[onemoredeath]

[ He has nothing to hide. No really. Ask him all you want about his dreams if you want. ]

I must come from a rather bland world if baseball bats were as far as anyone went.

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[itase]

I am so okay with bland. I was just starting to wonder if I'd been dragged in by clerical error.

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[onemoredeath]

I do wonder as well. What do they expect me to do? Drink my enemies to death? Have witty banter until they cannot understand what I just called them?

[andhishat]

People. Animals. Plants. Personified forces of the elements. Inanimate objects. Gods. If there's a word for it, it has very likely tried to murder me.

[itase]

I'm concerned boarding on impressed with that laundry list.

[andhishat]

I have a gift for making things wish to slay me, or perhaps it is the scent of my soap that attracts them.

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[fe_male]

have you seen this face

what can i say, people like to destroy beauty

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[itase]

a little hard to appreciate over text. but i'll take your word that it's adorable to the point of being punch worthy.

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[fe_male]

are you asking for a picture