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[itase]

Okay. Survey time. Am I seriously the only person here who's not from a world filled with people trying to murder me?

I mean. I had the one. But that was more incidental. I am the definition of collateral damage on that one. But some of you all take it to the next level. Or all the way up to 11, in some cases.

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[itase]

Now that's a line to think on. How did I end up meeting tall, blond, and boozed first, here.

[insecrets]

Maybe he's finally finding that inner sex god he keeps buried beneath the booze and nightmares.

[itase]

And now I have nightmares. Thank you, bronzed sex god.

[insecrets]

If they ever get to be too difficult, you can always crawl into my bed.

[itase]

The two other people in the room watching just make it better?

[insecrets]

Good thing they have their own rooms. [Well, except for when Katniss and Johanna are crashing in his bed, too. Oops.]

[itase]

[h..ot?]

We can even put a sock on the door. Now I remember why I left the dorms.

[insecrets]

[It could be.......]

I think they'd understand well enough what was happening without a sock.

[itase]

It is hard to mistake the sounds of an amazing foot message.

[insecrets]

I do have gifted hands.

[itase]

Oh, well played. Is innuendo your native tongue, or does Haymitch just bring out the worst in you?

[Mentally counting down to tongue pun...]

[insecrets]

[omg he really doesn't disappoint with the pun]

Fortunately Haymitch doesn't have much of anything to do with the skills my tongue has.

[itase]

[Oh she likes this game.]

Hey, I wouldn't judge. Its's a mad, mad world.

[insecrets]

I'm not into the taste of stale alcohol and vomit.

[itase]

Handsome and with refined tastes. We may all be in trouble now.

[insecrets]

I'll try to keep it the good kind of trouble.

[itase]

That would be a charming change of pace.

[insecrets]

Do you often get into trouble, then?

[itase]

Only when there's interesting men in my life, I'm noticing.

[insecrets]

We do have the problem of causing that, I've noticed. Although women aren't guiltless.

[itase]

Lies and villainy, sir. Eve was totally framed.

[insecrets]

Eve? [:O]

[itase]

You're messing with me.

[insecrets]

Afraid not.