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[itase]

Okay. Survey time. Am I seriously the only person here who's not from a world filled with people trying to murder me?

I mean. I had the one. But that was more incidental. I am the definition of collateral damage on that one. But some of you all take it to the next level. Or all the way up to 11, in some cases.

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[itase]

Only when there's interesting men in my life, I'm noticing.

[insecrets]

We do have the problem of causing that, I've noticed. Although women aren't guiltless.

[itase]

Lies and villainy, sir. Eve was totally framed.

[insecrets]

Eve? [:O]

[itase]

You're messing with me.

[insecrets]

Afraid not.