001 // technologic

[ultragorgeous]

I, the elegant and glamorous Dist, the Rose have arrived here from my home planet, to grace this savage place with my presence.

[He sits back in his chair. It's not as comfy at the one back home. He'd have to remedy that.]

Though I am a genius, and my work is unparalleled, I do have a small question for you. How many of you are not entirely ignorant about technology? How many have constructed something with their own hands?

Additionally, where might one find the gardens?

Mmm, don't be shy, now.

Comments

[have_hat_will_travel]

Item Creation Feats suck. The experience point cost is too high.

[ultragorgeous]

Then I suppose I have nothing to say to you.

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[hostage]

[Jesse is clutching his mouth like he's somewhere between cracking up and throwing up. Wow. Look at this guy. He has nothing useful to add, just whispers under his breath:]

Holy freaking gay.

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[ultragorgeous]

[Wow Jesse. Rude. RUDE.]

Er...what was that?

video

[hyanaimne]

[this? This face is the most unimpressed]

One does not need to know what technology is to craft something with one's hands.

video

[ultragorgeous]

I'm only concerned with those that make technology. Any other crafting is primitive nonsense.

video

[khajidont]

[Oh my god, this is like talking to old people who think that the only way that anyone could possibly hear them over the phone across long distances is to screech into it.]

Whoa, dude[?], volume control. You know that we can hear you, right? You don't have to shout.

video

[ultragorgeous]

[Who who is this rude dude.]

I will use whatever volume I deem necessary.

Video

[maddeninghatter]

[ Face in hands, beaming at the camera. He's got a lollipop in his mouth, which he's biting down on. Crunch! ]

Don't listen to these Philistines.

Video

[ultragorgeous]

Philis- whats?

[ARE YOU MOCKING HIM, TOO?]

[spellcastes]

Which of these questions did you wish to hear an answer for first?

[ultragorgeous]

Hmm...technology first, then where the gardens are located.

audio

[maskmaker]

[Monica sounds a little sulky.]

... I'm not ignorant...! My city didn't use a lot of what was available in our time... and compared to here, we didn't have much technology at all...

audio

[ultragorgeous]

Ah, but you are hardly an uncultured savage. I'm certain that you could learn.

text;

[deductus]

lol a+

[Sherlock really does admire his theatrics.]

text;

[ultragorgeous]

[Squints.]

What? 【・ヘ・?】

[unmoving_library]

I don't have much direct experience with outside world technology, but I haven't found its ideas too difficult to replicate using magic in the past.

[ultragorgeous]

You use replication?

[Peers. PEERS AT HER.]

video/text sort of

[onehundredswords]

[He looks at this for about five seconds before deciding "too easy".

So instead he sends along some directions with the text function.]

The Gardens're here if ya' follow these.

[Spoilers it leads out into the outlands full of giant mutant animals.]

gin you're evil, text

[ultragorgeous]

It seems that not everyone here is useless. (✿◠‿◠)

[Dist that's not nice.]

[immortali]

Roses are elegant but easily crushed.

[ultragorgeous]

What are you implying?

text;

[nobrainer]

Why do you ask? About the technology part, I mean.

text;

[ultragorgeous]

Merely trying to see if anyone here is intelligent, or if they are all useless simpletons. (◡‿◡✿)

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[vocalizer]

[ He's gotta debate for a second here if he really wants to answer this guy or not, but he's already got the video turned on and has been staring down at his tablet for a few seconds so might as well... ]

I haven't constructed anything from scratch, but I've done maintenance work on All Mates before.

video

[ultragorgeous]

Hmm, I see. And what sort of thing is "All Mates"?

voice;

[acemedium]

[Oh it's her weird roommate with the cute robot!!!]

[She ignores 90% of what he's actually saying to focus on what part:]

Are you going to build a gardening robot?!

voice;

[ultragorgeous]

[Maya pls.]

Perhaps! I would be far more efficient than manual labor!

video;

[scienceinacan]

Unparalleled....?

[ snerk ]

video;

[ultragorgeous]

I did not misspeak.

[justgo]

[Boy, she hopes that is not legally your last name.]

Quite a contrast you set yourself up with - innovatin' and then plants. That common back home?

[ultragorgeous]

A true gentleman varies his pursuits!