001 // technologic

[ultragorgeous]

I, the elegant and glamorous Dist, the Rose have arrived here from my home planet, to grace this savage place with my presence.

[He sits back in his chair. It's not as comfy at the one back home. He'd have to remedy that.]

Though I am a genius, and my work is unparalleled, I do have a small question for you. How many of you are not entirely ignorant about technology? How many have constructed something with their own hands?

Additionally, where might one find the gardens?

Mmm, don't be shy, now.

Comments

[have_hat_will_travel]

I guess if you were not an adventurer, Artificer might be a decent class for it... But not on a feat-starved Bard.

[ultragorgeous]

What are you babbling about?!

[have_hat_will_travel]

Right, this guy wouldn't know the mechanics.

I'm from a world that works on different rules than most places. It makes some things less valuable than others, especially when you're talking magic items.

[ultragorgeous]

I assure you, my fontech is so advanced, so refined that is would have value in any world!

[have_hat_will_travel]

... What is Fontech, anyways?

[ultragorgeous]

Combining technology and fonic theory into an elegant machine.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Leaving the follow-up question as what Fonic Theory is, but I'm guessing it sums up to being a form of magic specific to your world, which somehow still works here?

[ultragorgeous]

Er...yes.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Sorry, it's just easier to have the super-basic logic to start from.

Arcane Magic and Bardic Music would probably be just as foreign to you, especially since they're not based on Intelligence to use. Necessarily.

[ultragorgeous]

Yes, I would certainly excel at anything that required intelligence.

[Yes, that was all he got from that.]

[have_hat_will_travel]

You certainly don't have the Charisma score for bardic techniques.

[ultragorgeous]

I have too much, undoubtedly.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Yeah, uh....

No.