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001 // technologic

I, the elegant and glamorous Dist, the Rose have arrived here from my home planet, to grace this savage place with my presence.

[He sits back in his chair. It's not as comfy at the one back home. He'd have to remedy that.]

Though I am a genius, and my work is unparalleled, I do have a small question for you. How many of you are not entirely ignorant about technology? How many have constructed something with their own hands?

Additionally, where might one find the gardens?

Mmm, don't be shy, now.

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Ah, sorry.

[ crunch crunch slurrrrrrrp crunch ]

I meant, people who can't appreciate true artistic ~genius~!

[Ugh Lorelei help him, human mouth sounds.]

Yes, there seem to be QUITE A FEW here.

It's really too bad, isn't it?

[ That lollipop didn't survive long. Break spits the denuded stick out, ptooie! ]

On behalf of my fellow transports, I do humbly and sincerely apologize.

Edited 2013-08-11 03:19 (UTC)

[At least the crunching and SLURPING is over.]

Well...that's quite considerate of you. I will think about forgiving them.

[ Offscreen there is the tell-tale and ominous sound of... crinkling. ]

No, no! It's considerate of yoooo~oooou~♥

Not to mention kind and benevolent, given your clearly superior form of genius.

[Don't do it he'll be good.]

It is, isn't it? Yes, it is!

[ His eye widens for an instant, and his face twitches in what seems like a painful contortion. It passes after a moment. But his voice isn't quite steady when he says: ]

Ooooooh, definitely.

[ Okay, he needs more candy. An interval of noisy crunch-slurp-crunch! while he collects himself. ]

Particularly, ah, particularly given the terribly unkind things that Mister Pinkman was saying to you.

[He sighs.]

I'd rather not think about them. It's been some time since I've heard such vulgarities.

I think anybody would be honored to have you throw glitter on them. Or--

[ He doesn't finish the sentence, letting it hang. ]

As if I would waste perfectly good glitter on someone as inelegant.

[Totally going to just ignore that last bit of what Jesse said thank u for not repeating.]

[ Going to keep a straight face, going to keep a straight face, going to keep a straight face.... ]

Quite.

Anywaaaaaaay~! It sounds like you're looking to find someone who can fabricate this, ah, "Fontech" you're an expert in, hmm?

I can fabricate it just as well from spare parts. I just wanted to know if there were any like-minded people here, or if they were all simpletons.

Why do other people matter at all?

Or are you looking for a partner?

Edited 2013-08-13 15:53 (UTC)

Scientific curiosity, nothing more.

Why, it must be terribly lonely at the top.

Frequently, though I'm not without friends, entirely! I simply spend my time around my equals.

[ Brightly: ]

I'm sure it would be verrrry difficult to find somebody who's your equal! ♥

Anywaaaaaaay! Do tell me about these, ah, these "replicas" you've been making. I think they might come in pretty handy, actually.

Edited 2013-08-18 06:23 (UTC)

I haven't made any here. There are...complications.

[Jade doesn't want him to.]

Dear me, you haven't made any friends here? Well, that's too bad, but not unexpected, I suppose.

I have friends.

[And then, to prove a point.]

I have Jade!

Oh, I see - a lady friend!

[ HOWEVER UNLIKELY but who can tell, right? ]

HE IS NOT A WOMAN.

--are you sure?

Cos "Jade" is definitely a lady's name.

[ A beat ]

As is, you know, "Dist the Rose."

GRRRRRRR! WE ARE NOT WOMEN!!!!!

I will NOT be mocked by YOU!!!

[And he disconnects.]

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