001 // technologic

[ultragorgeous]

I, the elegant and glamorous Dist, the Rose have arrived here from my home planet, to grace this savage place with my presence.

[He sits back in his chair. It's not as comfy at the one back home. He'd have to remedy that.]

Though I am a genius, and my work is unparalleled, I do have a small question for you. How many of you are not entirely ignorant about technology? How many have constructed something with their own hands?

Additionally, where might one find the gardens?

Mmm, don't be shy, now.

Comments

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[ultragorgeous]

[Squints.]

What? 【・ヘ・?】

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[deductus]

i lk ur style!

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[ultragorgeous]

[This is shorthand, is it?]

(◕‿◕✿) Very few truly appreciate it.

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[deductus]

[Shorthand Sherlock style.]

dats a pity! mor ppl need 2 knw how 2 aprc8 da finr tings in life

[That's a pity! More people need to know how to appreciate the finer things in life.]

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[ultragorgeous]

[What is this guy even SAYING?]

Are you messaging like that on purpose? Or does your device need to be repaired? ・ヘ・?

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[deductus]

o n p u r p o s e

[There, is that clear enough for him?]

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[ultragorgeous]

How strange.

It seems rather inelegant! How can someone be expected to truly appreciate your words if they're barely understood?