ultragorgeous: (u ignorant SAVAGES)
man child #2 (☆ DIST the  ROSE ☆) ([personal profile] ultragorgeous) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-10 09:00 pm

001 // technologic

I, the elegant and glamorous Dist, the Rose have arrived here from my home planet, to grace this savage place with my presence.

[He sits back in his chair. It's not as comfy at the one back home. He'd have to remedy that.]

Though I am a genius, and my work is unparalleled, I do have a small question for you. How many of you are not entirely ignorant about technology? How many have constructed something with their own hands?

Additionally, where might one find the gardens?

Mmm, don't be shy, now.
maddeninghatter: (too funny)

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[personal profile] maddeninghatter 2013-08-25 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
--are you sure?

Cos "Jade" is definitely a lady's name.

[ A beat ]

As is, you know, "Dist the Rose."