Eridan Ampora | caligulasAquarium [♒] (
caligulas_aquarium) wrote in
exsilium2013-07-10 03:49 pm
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alright im gonna cut to the chase an keep this real simple im lookin for more a permanent an less shitty housin arrangement
but i aint about to lowwer myself to just stickin wwith the first chump wwho throwws out an offer cause i got a feww prerequisites regardin roommate etiquette im interested in actually havvin fulfilled this time cause the pair i got stuck wwith last time i wwas here had all the sense of a couple of howwler monkeys
one a wwhich couldnt stop himself from breakin shit half the time wwith his freaky mutant strength an the other wwith a broken thinkpan an a fetish for the spontaneous combustion of electronics
im avverse to keepin this short an swweet if only cause those a you wwith the attention span of a gnat wwho aint able to focus for the rest a this post probably aint my usual type a desired company
im evven wwillin to forego my usual manner a wwritin to make it a bit clearer for some a you slowwer sorts so be grateful
here goes
no pets
no psychological issues
no noises loud enough that i can hear em through the walls into my room
no unwanted social contact, no trespassing into my room without permission
no breaking anything in fits of rage
no sabotaging of my personal affairs
no attempting to share my romantic interests
no using my things
no guests after 7pm
no introducing me to your guests
no hogging the living room
no social events
no delusional belief in magic
no puns
decent sense of personal hygiene required
if you know, have ever known or are somehow associated with any of the following:
sollux captor, equius zahhak, gamzee makara, vriska serket, kanaya maryam, lalondes, harleys, striders, bariyan e kodhi or anyone who's spoken poorly of me probably on account of a mutual dislike we have of each other, don't bother applying
but i aint about to lowwer myself to just stickin wwith the first chump wwho throwws out an offer cause i got a feww prerequisites regardin roommate etiquette im interested in actually havvin fulfilled this time cause the pair i got stuck wwith last time i wwas here had all the sense of a couple of howwler monkeys
one a wwhich couldnt stop himself from breakin shit half the time wwith his freaky mutant strength an the other wwith a broken thinkpan an a fetish for the spontaneous combustion of electronics
im avverse to keepin this short an swweet if only cause those a you wwith the attention span of a gnat wwho aint able to focus for the rest a this post probably aint my usual type a desired company
im evven wwillin to forego my usual manner a wwritin to make it a bit clearer for some a you slowwer sorts so be grateful
here goes
no psychological issues
no noises loud enough that i can hear em through the walls into my room
no unwanted social contact, no trespassing into my room without permission
no breaking anything in fits of rage
no sabotaging of my personal affairs
no attempting to share my romantic interests
no using my things
no guests after 7pm
no introducing me to your guests
no hogging the living room
no social events
no delusional belief in magic
no puns
decent sense of personal hygiene required
if you know, have ever known or are somehow associated with any of the following:
sollux captor, equius zahhak, gamzee makara, vriska serket, kanaya maryam, lalondes, harleys, striders, bariyan e kodhi or anyone who's spoken poorly of me probably on account of a mutual dislike we have of each other, don't bother applying

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Neit)(er is Gamzee!
I t)(ink...
[ You can't be sure with that guy... ]
Anemoneweig)(, w)(y not just get your own place like I did?
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i mean yknoww yourself excluded its more sort of taken as a gracious extension outside a your potentially acceptable more deservvin quality of associates
yknoww reachin out to the common folk an all not that im sayin youre
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[SUBJECT CHANGES ALWAYS WORK RIGHT]
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do u really think people are gonna wanna live with u
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theyre all PERFECTLY reasonable
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now i am beary sad.
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And don't you break that second one, all on your own?
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cause they aint likely to fuckin listen too wwell
STUBBORN AUDIO FOREVER;
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lmao im so sorry hes such a little shit
it's so beautiful : ' ) bless
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I would have thought you could have moved on by now, honestly.
It says some frightening things about your adaptability and obsessive personality that it just keeps coming up, in the face of such overwhelming evidence.
Though I suppose a welcome back is in order, as much as I am uncertain I actually mean it.
Roxy left during your sojourn away.
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looks like SOMEONE wwas a little more defensivve about that than she wwoulda let on
an yeah i knoww as if that aint been the first thing EVVERYONES said to me the minute i got here wwhatevver
[new approach to losing a girlfriend, try to appear not to care
cause last time with feferi didn't work out too well ahaha...........]
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wow thats totally not unreasonable @ all, youll find a roomie in no time
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[SKIPPING RIGHT OVER AND NOT EVEN TALKING TO ERIDAN? YES. HE JUST DID THAT.]
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2 your text was stupid then it wasn't again, what gives
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besides wwhich i doubt theyd make good roommates of any sort no matter howw great you think they are
[AND THE TEXT QUESTION HE JUST...]
its just wwhat i do wwhen i type
preferentially speakin
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this asshole. ]
If you're going to become a hermit anyway, just move into a cave.
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itd be an improvvement
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text;
Of course he's going to reply.]
dude
were really going to have to work on your personal ads
jesus christ
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But after two previous run ins with Daves and a dose of Dirk here, he's so done with that text.]
there is no WWE
an besides its perfectly reasonable most of em dont evven invvolvve effort on anyones part
howw hard is fuck off to understand
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wwe got the capacity to end up sharin romantic interests in different forms of relationships cause of a more complex but much more dynamic means a romance
an since ones mutually shared in a sense wwith humanity it happens evven if its more rare than if it wwere alternia wwere talkin about
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...ngl Aradia he doesn't even remember your name.]
i wwould
and as it stands i got it in the wworks to evventually find a place a my owwn
but until then i aint got nowwhere to stay that dont reek a swweat an i gotta share wwith a bunch of other people its fuckin awwful
so its a system of progressivvely less shitty housin arrangements culminatin in an ideal sooner or later
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