fifth wildling ➳ ( video )

[penisking]

[There's a scoff. This is really laughable at this point. Arthur's body appears on the screen, and he's definitely not wearing anything, but his precious jewels aren't flashing about. Ygritte's too amused at this point. Merely because Arthur seems so upset about being in her body.

And let's face it, Ygritte's far better than he is.]

So this is what it's like, aye? To be a male, to have some worm between me legs? [Another scoff.]

Oh, pardon me. A royal prick between m'legs.

[She's a prince now.]

My people'd laugh at the notion. Just because my father is some so called king. Well not my father. Wonder if I've got any sort of servant to wipe m'arse.

[Snort.]

And this is some big deal?

[Yeah, right.]

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permavoice;

[dames]

_{( A woman's soft laughter, and then: )}

Ygritte? That you, chère?

[penisking]

[Well there's only one person that calls her that.]

They got you, too?

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[mgann]

Um... [There's a tinge of red on her cheeks.]

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[penisking]

Speak up then. [No shame.]

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[princesswildling]

Ignore this.

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[shortandmortal]

[Ygritte, really. The elf that comes on screen is a great deal shorter with longer ears, but her tone is really...characteristically Galadriel.]

Please, you might afford the more man some degree of modesty. [She's starting to think she may have lucked out with her switch. Strange as it is to consider.]

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[penisking]

[Best Ygritte 'bitch, please' face.]

I'm givin'im every bit o' respect he's given me.

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[princesswildling]

Thank you.

[it comes out in a huff, but he means it. at least someone is sympathetic.]

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[pinkworth]

Hahaaaaa... Oh my god. I thought about doing it, but you actually did it.

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[penisking]

[Peering.]

It's no big thing. [Nudity isn't something wildlings care particularly about, except freezing limbs off.]

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[dragonspeak]

[She'll get a choking sound as the video first starts, then Merlin gets the tablet to focus on him (surprisingly). He looks torn between laughing and being horrified on Arthur's account. One thing's for sure: the prince isn't going to like this. And he's not even going to dignify that servant comment with a reply.]

Maybe...you should put some clothes on. Arth--er. Ygritte.


(ooc: Is it okay if I assume they exchanged names in the mission log?)

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[penisking]

Oh, it's you.

[Nope. Not moving.]

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[princesswildling]

Merlin, go and find her and put clothes on her. She's refusing to listen.

[and he is watching for any signs of laughter. this is no time for laughing, this is incredibly serious, buddy.]

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[asthedriven]

[Wow.]

Was that truly necessary?

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[penisking]

Is your comment?

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[princesswildling]

What are you doing!

[still not over this, thanks, and still not done shouting about it. and he hates how screechy his voice is like this--actually, no, scratch that, he just hates everything.]

Have you lost your mind, what are you doing!

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[penisking]

I took me clothes off. Problem, your Princeship?

--wait, guess I'm still the prince. [This is her, not taking any of this serious.]

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[scinlae]

[ Her first reaction is confusion, (she remembers the announcement, this is not Arthur talking but another in his body ─ or so the story goes) it quickly turns to amusement that she can barely hold back.

Instead of words there is laughter, an odd sound coming from someone who has not laughed in such a way in a very long time, for a moment she doesn't realize that it is she who is laughing. But she laughs and laughs and laughs.

Thank you Ygritte, you have managed to break Morgana Pendragon... whether or not this is a good thing has yet to be determined. ]

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[penisking]

Well at least someone's given me a sensible reply.

[Although Ygritte's dislike for Arthur can almost match Morgana's. Though it's a love hate relationship at this point.]

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[axplicitly]

[Hey Ygritte, here's Johanna not-so-subtly checking out your stolen body, slow sweep with the eyes and all. Thanks for airing it out for the world to see, by the way.

The description causes a burst of laughter to come out. She eventually speaks, once the sniggers subside.]

Not the worst you can be stuck with. [Another sweep with the eyes and a wide grin.] They do make a big deal out of nothing, don't they? After all, it's just a worm.

[Not that she has anything against men. Just that the fuss is ridiculous.]


[ooc: I hope it's okay to assume they exchanged names and that this is a body switch by the time this post happens. If not I can change this.]

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[penisking]

[She laughs again, grinning.]

That's my point. What's so important about havin' one?

1/idk man

[graciousness]

[ Oh God. ]

2/5, I think!

[graciousness]

[ Oh God this is so bad. It's even worse that it takes her a moment to avert her eyes. For a moment there she just watches, though she at least bothers to look fortified. ]

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[superwonder]

Jeez. Watch where you aim that thing.

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[penisking]

Oh, calm down. You're not seein' the goods.

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[eyehope]

[ Euuuuurgh, that's WAY more of his pinheaded roommate than he ever wanted to see.

Gonna take advantage of the tiny little girl-look, however... ]

Mister?

Aren't you going to catch a cold like that?

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[penisking]

[She knows the girl. Sort of. She's talked to her at least.]

I'm no mister.

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[fatestaywright]

[He was drinking some water but by the time he responds he's coughing a little because the video made him choke. That poor guy. He really shouldn't laugh (he wants to though). He clears his throat but can't stop half his face from stretching into a grin though.]

... Don't catch a cold now.

[She said this guy's father was a king? What a way to treat a prince.]

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[penisking]

[She has his shirt on now.]

I'll be fine.

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[burnsinvisibly]

[ staring

just

staring ]

... are you sure you should really be broadcasting with no clothes on?

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[penisking]

I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure.

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[excalibutt]

[ A royal prick is a good way to put it. Although that is the thing this Saber has sought to have for years and not in a "TAKE ME NOW" sort of manner. ]

Are you sure he has, well, you know?

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[penisking]

D'you want t'see it? [No shame.]