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[There's a scoff. This is really laughable at this point. Arthur's body appears on the screen, and he's definitely not wearing anything, but his precious jewels aren't flashing about. Ygritte's too amused at this point. Merely because Arthur seems so upset about being in her body.

And let's face it, Ygritte's far better than he is.]

So this is what it's like, aye? To be a male, to have some worm between me legs? [Another scoff.]

Oh, pardon me. A royal prick between m'legs.

[She's a prince now.]

My people'd laugh at the notion. Just because my father is some so called king. Well not my father. Wonder if I've got any sort of servant to wipe m'arse.

[Snort.]

And this is some big deal?

[Yeah, right.]

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[ how can this be her life. ]

Ygritte.

[What was that all about?]

Y'know you can look at me. I won't-- chop off your head for it.

No I'm fine!! It's fine! I'm fine like this.

[ AVERTING HER EYES. ]

What happened?

What? [Staring at you. Oh, Gwen.] Does it bother you? Truly?

[She shrugs.]

Went on that mission, and when I got there, I was him. What else am I supposed t'do?

Wearing a shirt would be a good place to start.

[ this face. ]

[Huff. This is only because she likes you. Ygritte grabs a loose undershirt.]

Arthur, if you're watching this, I swear by the gods if you say a single thing, I will strip this off for all to see.

[She addresses Gwen.]

Happy?

--- Thank you.

[ erm. looking at you now. Not at all weirded out. ]

Are you alright?

Bloody brilliant is what I am. I don't want to be stuck in his stupid body. But at least there's some fun to be had. If he even knows what it's like. T'have fun.

[You listening, Arthur?]

Fun - ?

[ tentative. Just don't ask, Gwen. ]

I'm sure it will fix itself soon.

I hope so. [Grumble, grumble.]

Simply remain dressed. Unless you bath. Which at least you don't need help with --

Do you need help with...not from me! Of course, since it would be improper but -

[ wow gwen. ]

I may never had a cock, but I know how to bathe meself. [What is up with you?]

[ gdi ygritte just this. ]

Do you have any spare clothes?

You aren't at leave to give anyone permission for anything!

[but certainly not Gwen. and he's not even going to talk to Gwen. not like this. nothing could make him.]

Oh, shut up. I can do what I like, and there's nothing you can do about it. You're only makin' it worse on yourself. Gods, you're thick.

--- Arthur?

[ don't laugh. don't even smile. ]

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fifth wildling ➳ ( video )

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