fifth wildling ➳ ( video )

[penisking]

[There's a scoff. This is really laughable at this point. Arthur's body appears on the screen, and he's definitely not wearing anything, but his precious jewels aren't flashing about. Ygritte's too amused at this point. Merely because Arthur seems so upset about being in her body.

And let's face it, Ygritte's far better than he is.]

So this is what it's like, aye? To be a male, to have some worm between me legs? [Another scoff.]

Oh, pardon me. A royal prick between m'legs.

[She's a prince now.]

My people'd laugh at the notion. Just because my father is some so called king. Well not my father. Wonder if I've got any sort of servant to wipe m'arse.

[Snort.]

And this is some big deal?

[Yeah, right.]

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[video]

[princesswildling]

[He chokes, briefly--tries to scoff, and stops with another little choked sound.]

You-- I certainly don't act like this! No matter what you think of me, you can't pretend as if I lounge around naked.

And I'll thank you not to make reference to my arse. Your preoccupation is seriously worrying--you talk about it far more than I would like to hear. Disgusting.

[video]

[penisking]

[And she's just laughing now. This was so worth it.]