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[penisking]

[There's a scoff. This is really laughable at this point. Arthur's body appears on the screen, and he's definitely not wearing anything, but his precious jewels aren't flashing about. Ygritte's too amused at this point. Merely because Arthur seems so upset about being in her body.

And let's face it, Ygritte's far better than he is.]

So this is what it's like, aye? To be a male, to have some worm between me legs? [Another scoff.]

Oh, pardon me. A royal prick between m'legs.

[She's a prince now.]

My people'd laugh at the notion. Just because my father is some so called king. Well not my father. Wonder if I've got any sort of servant to wipe m'arse.

[Snort.]

And this is some big deal?

[Yeah, right.]

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[excalibutt]

[ A royal prick is a good way to put it. Although that is the thing this Saber has sought to have for years and not in a "TAKE ME NOW" sort of manner. ]

Are you sure he has, well, you know?

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[penisking]

D'you want t'see it? [No shame.]

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[excalibutt]

Yes, yes I would.

[ It was something she's wanted her entire life to have, right? So it would be okay to see it. Besides, she's likely seen enough of them from her Knights of the Round Table.

So not once does she consider how bad this looks. ]

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[penisking]

What is wrong with you? You tryin' to get in his furs or something?

[She was being sarcastic.]