fifth wildling ➳ ( video )

[penisking]

[There's a scoff. This is really laughable at this point. Arthur's body appears on the screen, and he's definitely not wearing anything, but his precious jewels aren't flashing about. Ygritte's too amused at this point. Merely because Arthur seems so upset about being in her body.

And let's face it, Ygritte's far better than he is.]

So this is what it's like, aye? To be a male, to have some worm between me legs? [Another scoff.]

Oh, pardon me. A royal prick between m'legs.

[She's a prince now.]

My people'd laugh at the notion. Just because my father is some so called king. Well not my father. Wonder if I've got any sort of servant to wipe m'arse.

[Snort.]

And this is some big deal?

[Yeah, right.]

Comments

[pinkworth]

You should see the junk this guy's packing. I was like - whoa, for real? 'cause I was expecting like a two-incher.

[penisking]

Is that so? Real stick up the arse type?

[pinkworth]

Totally.

[penisking]

[The worst.]

Figures this would happen. The Initiative can't keep their-- technology straight.

[pinkworth]

Ah, they'll fix it. I ain't worried about that.

[penisking]

I figured as much. They did before at least.