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[ricin]

[ So here's Jesse and Collette, grinning stupidly at the camera and looking like they've got a plan up their sleeves. Jesse's the first to speak, rubbing his hands together excitedly: ]

Okay, so like... I heard there's superheroes here. Like real, bona fide superheroes. Costumes and everything. And, like, where I come from, you know, we don’t really got superheroes except in stories. So we were thinking it'd be real cool...

[ Collette glances at Jesse, then to the camera. She blurts out something that surely will never ever cause immense embarrassment once she learns the extent of the super heroes she's been around (discounting Barnaby and Kotetsu, who are weird anyway): ]

... If we could meet a few of you in person, and maybe even get an autograph!

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[whatsupcroc]

( She claps her hands together, biting down on her lower lip. )

So now we wait.

( ... Okay it's been like two seconds aaaaah is there no response yet! )

[ricin]

Ohhhh maaannn... This is gonna be soooo cool.

[Jesse is rocking back and forth in his seat, biting on his knuckles.]

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[oncearanger]

[They might see the end of a facepalm over here.]

If they're really superheroes, don't you think they're busy? And signing autographs might be risky for them.

[whatsupcroc]

( Give it up Billy you want to say yes don't you )

Okay, yeah, but not busy enough to think ahead and schedule a time. Even secretly! Besides, how much more dangerous is it than what the Initiative already knows about them?

( Look she's not breaking in to files to try and learn this MILES EDGEWORTH WOULD KNOW THIS IS PROGRESS )

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[ringletted]

[Hm.]

Super heroes? What makes them better than regular heroes?

[whatsupcroc]

Costumes and way better budgeting and usually a lot less permanent death!

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[fortissimos]

[ DO MAGICAL GIRLS COUNT because here is one cape and all ]

Seriously? Don't most heroes try and keep that stuff a secret?

[whatsupcroc]

( They totally count some of these parties asking just never caught a decent episode of anything magical girl but she is so ready to believe! )

Hello, you can so encrypt these things, reply anonymously, and answer in persona! Like Jesse said, we're not exactly asking for reveals. That takes the fun right out of things!! You can't do a dramatic reveal when everyone already knows.

( Srsly she does get needing to be undercover but that's why you show up in costume! )

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[kungfublackfrog]

[Kids, if there's one thing that you should know is not to suddenly ask over networks for hero autographs. Crazy shit can happen. He noticed Billy has already replied so Adam should give his opinion on the whole thing.]

That may not be the best idea on how to get one.

[Trust me, he's heard Ranger Horror Stories by now.]

[whatsupcroc]

I'm all up for ideas on a better way! This is all new territory for the both of us. Is there an etiquette?

guys i only play superheroes this is the post of my dreams

[crystalia]

What constitutes a real, bona fide superhero, exactly?

welcome to our arms B) as we laugh hideously

[whatsupcroc]

Hmm, good question! Probably anyone who calls themselves one and has at least three people who agree and aren't all related to them. Or in love with them.

( She glances over to Jesse. )

What does qualify as a superhero?

[inthejunk]

There's a space captain.

[This is important information okay.]

[whatsupcroc]

Are you talking about Captain Kirk?

oh my god and max is young and thinks of herself as a hero \o/ anon text

[nyktelios]

this isn't some kind of weird super villain trap, is it?

[ricin]

Do we seriously look like supervillains?

so you get both of them i guess was the point of these obnoxious headers

[solitaire]

_{( Remy, recently returned to a state of older and more-attractiveness, kind of stares at this post before laughing. Loudly. )}

You're just askin' ta tangle with some hard troublesome people, with this. You know that, right?

[ricin]

[INTERNAL FANBOY SCREAMING.]

Aw, it's just a little fun. We don't wanna... tangle.

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[medusalith]

It has been a number of years since I have worn anything approaching a costume.

[ way to be helpful, Medusa. ]

[whatsupcroc]

( Collette shoots a grin Jesse's way. Hey is this like a confession of superness SOUNDS LIKE IT. Her grin stays in place as she rests her chin on the top of her closed fist. )

Are you saying what you kind of sound like you're saying?

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[slingshots]

[ well since everyone else is being a cagey jerk about it... ]

who do i make it out to?

carrie this is why you are the best: is this 'tagged' as being robin or...?

[whatsupcroc]

One sec let me check with Jesse!

[lovedoesntstay]

[The guy seems vaguely familiar, though she can't place it.

But Claire arrived yesterday and this is one of the first things she encountered on the network and uh.]

They're not that special.

[tweaker]

They're superheroes.

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[sidecar]

[Okay, there's no chance he's going to miss an opportunity to put on his mask and show off. But jeez, what's with all these people talking like it's not normal for superheroes to act like celebrities? Do other worlds not need PR? Weird.]

I didn't think many of us were keeping it a secret.

[whatsupcroc]

Pfft, I know about you two. I still think Sternbild does it weirdest of all! Reality shows with heroes in suits? Not just super suits, but the things you and Barnaby wear. Superheroes totally keep it on the sly!

Like everywhere else except Sternbild!

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[falsehoods]

I may not be a super hero, but I think I am quite super!

[whatsupcroc]

( Okay, so what had Balder said about Loki that she should probably keep in mind about Loki even if he was a whole bunch younger right now? )

Thinking of giving us your autograph, Loki?

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[mgann]

You're serious?

[Green skin, red X logo, and a cape. Guys, c'mon.]

[whatsupcroc]

( Look, M'gann, just because you make creative decisions in what you wear...

Besides, being green is just an alien thing. Or a troll thing! )

Totally serious!

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[deadthenred]

They didn't exactly rope me in here with the whole get-up.

[whatsupcroc]

Hey, I'm pretty sure it's the you that's more important than the get up!

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[ex_lecturing315]

Autographs?

( really?? )

[whatsupcroc]

Sounds like too much, doesn't it?

( No it doesn't, but really, Barnaby, maybe she should just ask you when you're back to normal. )

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[nanite]

[ man he's learned from researching himself that he's b a s i c a l l y a superhero sure, but right now he's like... seven. and not dumb enough to tell them that. ]

IOU?

[whatsupcroc]

From who?

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[fruition]

That's a wonderful idea! I wonder though; do magical girls count too? Then I could three autographs very easily.

( never mind... being one too. )

[whatsupcroc]

Yes, they totally count!

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[feel_nevermore]

No.

[Oh, sorry guys. You meant sociable and friendly superheroes, right? ...Too bad.]

[ricin]

Aight.

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[umadrobin]

[ Forgive his laughter. ]

Ha. Hero. Good one.

[ricin]

We got a badass over here.

[fivetimesover]

I KNOW! It's really cool isn't it! It's just like a shonen manga.

[tweaker]

You like manga? Oh man, yeah - it is exactly like shonen manga.

[chubbybun]

[He's shaking his head and looking amused.]

Thou should have asked before my lord departed. Now thou hast lost the gem of thy collection.

[whatsupcroc]

-- Woah.

Balder? You've, um. Been hit by the time changes too?

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[pixieboots]

You could've just asked.

[tweaker]

We're asking now!