[video sort of]

[fantasticforcefields]

[If your character was reading the network at just the right time or is some kind of tech ace, they might have caught the original content of Sue's post--a mundane announcement that she's back from a supply mission and apparently "the good shampoo" is now available again...and pointedly no mention of the mutiny.

However, Tony Stark got to it almost immediately, and now it's a kitten picture.

Sue has no idea this has happened.]

Comments

Text.

[badnewsboy]

Is there a button to press to like this? I must like this! I'm compelled to like this!

entirely anonymous what here ya go buddy

[fe_male]

text 1/2

[fantasticforcefields]

I don't really think that's necessary.

text

[fantasticforcefields]

That is not what I posted!

video.

[unmasking]

I feel like this is some kind of post-modernist art piece.

video.

[fantasticforcefields]

I didn't post a cat picture, Peter.

[She'd blame Johnny except he's not here so now she's out of ideas.]

text;

[ringthenoise]

I agree.

text;

[fantasticforcefields]

This was not originally a kitten picture.

[Argh.]

[fintastic]

It's so cute!

[fantasticforcefields]

[Oh, Feferi.]

...I guess it is. I didn't post it, though.

[What the heck, network?]

[kneecaptain]

Is this an internet thing? [ He has heard of internet things, okay. ]

/threadjack

[hashtagyolt]

Pretty much. It's only about 60% porn. The rest is cats, viral videos, image boards, and maybe 10% actual humans trying to interact with each other in some semblance of normality.

[fantasticforcefields]

Don't look at me, Bucky. That's not what I meant to post.

[She can place a hyperspace hologram call to Hala, but she's not so good with tech her husband didn't design.]

text;

[hashtagyolt]

Is there a tumblr savior for this thing?

text;

[fantasticforcefields]

What's a tumblr savior?

[She can't look that up because Exsilium's copy of the Internet cuts off around the year 2000.]

Permavid

[governorkang]

I don't understand the obsession with cats.

[fantasticforcefields]

I didn't post the cat picture.

video;

[firstgoldson]

Is that yours? Congratulations.

[ Auri knows by now humans in this world are obsessed with cats as much as they are with their offspring. So, naturally, he assumes that getting a cat must be of importance. ]

video;

[fantasticforcefields]

[Has anyone ever told you you look kind of like Magneto?]

...No. I don't have a cat.

[She has ten kids, her younger brother, her husband, her husband's best friend, and sometimes Spider-Man. She doesn't have time for a cat.]

[voice]

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

...Well. I suppose it was going to happen sometime.

[he does actually spend enough time with the internet to know cats are A Thing]

[voice]

[fantasticforcefields]

Don't you start, Nate.

[SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE NICE TO YOU.

"Not nice" to her friends by Sue standards is still nicer than most people.]

swaggers in late/ voice;

[shotup]

Nice pussy.

voice; /"late" is my life

[fantasticforcefields]

Roy.

[Hello and welcome to the Fantastic Four, who are G-rated, but not so much that she doesn't catch that.]

[voice]

[unholy_rebirth]

Ahhh. [SHE KNOWS THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A CAT BUT OMG THAT CAT]

[voice]

[fantasticforcefields]

[Siiiiigh.]

At least it's cute.

voice;

[onhold]

Oh, cute! Is it yours?

voice;

[fantasticforcefields]

I didn't post a cat picture and no, I don't have a pet.

[At this point, she's just resigned.]

text;

[getoffmyearth]

I was pegging you for a dog person.

text;

[fantasticforcefields]

I'm more of a fish person, really.

[I'm sad because Pete doesn't know enough to make the obvious Namor joke.]