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[fantasticforcefields]

[If your character was reading the network at just the right time or is some kind of tech ace, they might have caught the original content of Sue's post--a mundane announcement that she's back from a supply mission and apparently "the good shampoo" is now available again...and pointedly no mention of the mutiny.

However, Tony Stark got to it almost immediately, and now it's a kitten picture.

Sue has no idea this has happened.]

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[fantasticforcefields]

What's a tumblr savior?

[She can't look that up because Exsilium's copy of the Internet cuts off around the year 2000.]

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[hashtagyolt]

It's like. A thing that blocks things.

In this case, cats. There are too many cats on the internet.

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[fantasticforcefields]

[Descriptive, Jason.]

Despite what it looks like, I'm not responsible for the cat.

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[hashtagyolt]

I don't doubt it. The cats are a collective unconscious thing at this point.

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[fantasticforcefields]

I've heard enough discussion about whether the structure of the Internet will allow for spontaneous AI emergence between my husband and my daughter at dinner, thanks.

[Prolonged exposure to Reed made her misinterpret that as more serious than it was.]

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[hashtagyolt]

Sorry? I just meant people post cats. I don't even think they mean to do it half the time, they just do. One person originates content, the rest reblog, and suddenly it's all over my dash and timeline and I can't escape it.

The worse part is that I'm a dog person, really.

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[fantasticforcefields]

I don't spend a lot of time on the Internet.

[For instance, she still capitalizes the word.]

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[hashtagyolt]

I can tell.

You're probably a better person for it.

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[fantasticforcefields]

I'm just busy.

Our team has a Facebook page, I'm pretty sure.

[Valeria runs it, which is the kind of bad decision only Reed Richards could make.]

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[hashtagyolt]

Wow. Facebook is so 2008. How many likes do you guys have?

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[fantasticforcefields]

Is that something people keep track of? My daughter would know.

[Sue does not worry about popularity contests because 1. she's quite secure and 2. she pretty much always wins them, anyway.]

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[hashtagyolt]

It's why you have a facebook page.

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[unmasking]

Why would you block cats? Are you some kind of soulless guy or something?

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[hashtagyolt]

Yes, that is 100% accurate to my situation, actually.

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[unmasking]

The weird thing is how often this happens to me.

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[hashtagyolt]

Don't tell me that, I'll feel less unique.