[video sort of]

[fantasticforcefields]

[If your character was reading the network at just the right time or is some kind of tech ace, they might have caught the original content of Sue's post--a mundane announcement that she's back from a supply mission and apparently "the good shampoo" is now available again...and pointedly no mention of the mutiny.

However, Tony Stark got to it almost immediately, and now it's a kitten picture.

Sue has no idea this has happened.]

Comments

/threadjack

[hashtagyolt]

Pretty much. It's only about 60% porn. The rest is cats, viral videos, image boards, and maybe 10% actual humans trying to interact with each other in some semblance of normality.

/threadjacks your threadjack

[badnewsboy]

you know I love it, also this is voice

[kneecaptain]

I wasn't asking for a lesson.

[...]

10% sounds a bit high.

[hashtagyolt]

Whatever, whatever.

Look, I said maybe 10%

[kneecaptain]

Technically, you didn't say anything.

[hashtagyolt]

Are you really going to argue that one?

this notif slipped sorry

[kneecaptain]

Nah. [ He was just saying. ]

no worries.

[hashtagyolt]

Then you're just being difficult.

Ok.

[kneecaptain]

Don't tell me you're really tryin' to be helpful.

[hashtagyolt]

It was a drive-by kind of thing. I wouldn't count on it again.

[kneecaptain]

So what are you, Captain Internet or something?

[hashtagyolt]

No, but that's good. Probably pretty safe, too.

On second thought, that seems boring. Having a dumb name like that isn't worth it if it can't potentially get you killed.

[kneecaptain]

So some loser'll have to carry on in your place.

[hashtagyolt]

Really? I was thinking I could just assume the role of arbiter of the ~ internet ~ and keep on doing things that get me shot at regularly. And avoid the dumb name.

But then maybe I'm an overachiever.

[kneecaptain]

Everyone's a tough guy on the internet, huh?

[hashtagyolt]

You have no idea.

[kneecaptain]

You're probably right. [ Does Bucky get the internet?? No. ]

[hashtagyolt]

Right. [At least he knows what he doesn't know.] You don't do conversation well, huh.

[kneecaptain]

Y'know, it's usually the creepers on this thing who never use the voice function.

[hashtagyolt]

Does that mean I'm creeping you out? Or are you just lazy and don't want to read?

I don't know which answer I'd judge you for more.

[kneecaptain]

It's an observation.

[hashtagyolt]

Evasive.

I'm going to go with lazy.

[kneecaptain]

I'll take evasive.

[hashtagyolt]

That's so much less interesting.

[kneecaptain]

Yep. That's me. Boring.