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[pabulously]

[The screen clicks on to a super close up of Pabu's face. The little fire ferret sniffs the screen, then turns a few circles and plots down right on top of it.

Fire ferret butt. Just the way to start your day.]

What do you think, Pabu? I'm not losing my gorgeous figure, am I? [Bolin hmms and hawws.] Of course not.

[a moment of hesitation] Still, maybe you should eat the last biscuit.

[Pabu chitters and jumps off the device to go gobble the last of the biscuits, and you can finally see Bolin. He's standing in front of the mirror in his room, posing and making muscles and oh, yeah, only in his underwear.

Left arm muscles? Looking good. Right arm muscles? Oh yeah, baby. He turns around so he can see how his glutes are doing in the mirror, and that is when he notices the tablet on his bed.

On.

Recording.

He covers his crotch and turns bright, bright red. Oh no oh no oh no oh no.]

PABU! WHAT DID YOU -- [Off-screen, the fire ferret is no help whatsoever. Traitor. Bolin's panicked and frozen and it takes longer than it should for him to think of grabbing a pillow and covering the device.]

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[goinbust]

"You uh, might want to get some pants on there if you're going to show off like that son."

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[pabulously]

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT. AND THEY'RE COMMENTING. WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE?!?!?

Bolin contemplates throwing the device out of the window and becoming a hermit in the mountains, but he'd miss food. And a bed. Instead, he grabs his mustache and puts it on. His mustache is his weapon; no one will recognize him with it on.]

I do not know zis young mahn, [putting on a fake accent for good measure] but I am sure dat zis was just an accident.

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[revolutionized]

[Oh geez. She's blushing. Not something she was expecting to see!]

O,oi! Cover yourself up, would you?

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[pabulously]

[Bolin has donned his mustache, which has the power to make him unrecognizable to whoever's looking at him. (Literally.) (He's also put some clothes on.)]

I'm sure dat zis is as embarrassing for him as it is for you, madam.

[worldswillburn]

Smooth.

[so much judging going on right now.]

Real smooth.

[pabulously]

[oh yeah he is DEFINITELY keeping on his Initiative-given mustache weapon. Bad enough that cranky Sarah saw this; he doesn't want to talk to her about it as him.]

This wasn't his fault! Pabu's the one who turned it on!

[the_human]

You look good, dude!

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[pabulously]

Thank you!

[Of course, Bolin forgot to take off his mustache, which -- since its ability is making Bolin unrecognizable -- means Finn will be very confused why this mustachioed stranger is thanking him.

Sorry.]

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[maniere]

Nice thong!

[bolin when did you become a stripper. ]

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[pabulously]

[BEET RED. BEET. BEET. RED.

also wearing his mustache still, which means Junko won't be able to recognize him. (Its the mustache's superpower.)]

Kill me.

[theboywhodied]

[That's not what Cedric expected to see! But he smiles, just a little.]

Hey, are you all right?

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[pabulously]

KILL ME. PLEASE.

[that's melodramatic teenager speak for "no, not really, not at this moment"]

[video]

[galactically]

If you're going to show off your body, always wear the appropriate underwear!

[Looking away in an attempt to stifle the laughter. Oops?]

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[pabulously]

[he gives up and rips off his mustache before faceplanting]

My life. Is OVER.

[At least Korra hasn't seen this...]

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[taijiya]

[OH NO]

Please put some clothes on!!

[She sounds really flustered and she definitely picked 'voice' in an attempt to avoid having to see any more almost-naked dudes.]

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[pabulously]

CLOTHES ARE ON. CLOTHES. ARE. ON.

[his life is over, but his clothes are on]

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[copia]

[ as soon as Kaede saw Bolin was shirtless, she is covering her face. ohhhh dear mother... ]

Time to keep the tablet away from Pabu when you're examining yourself!!

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[pabulously]

[whiiiiiiiiiines]

I didn't know it was there!!!!!

[GROSS SOBBING]

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[chittybang]

!!!

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[chittybang]

—Oh dear! [COVERING HER FACE ;;]

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[originalgaangster]

[ Uncontrolled laughter goes here. ]

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[pabulously]

[GROSS, UGLY SOBBING. WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?!?]

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[braavado]

[Of course, Korra responds just like the best kind of friend she is.

By laughing. Uproariously.]

I dunno, Bolin. I think you should be worrying about your clothes instead of your gorgeous figure. You'll have trouble putting them on with an ego that big.

[Thanks, Bolin, she needed that laugh.]

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[pabulously]

[SCREEEEEAM WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE excuse him while he cries into a vat of beancakes. The love of his life is laughing at his nakedness. His life is over. Done. Caput. He's going to go into the mountains and become a cave-dwelling hermit. Legends will be written about him. Songs will be sung. Parents will frighten their children with tales of The Mountain Man.]

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[barefootbender]

You're right. You are really looking overweight lately.

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[pabulously]

Hey! [WOUNDED DEER LOOK.

and then he realizes who's talking]

HEY!

[RUDE, TOPH!]