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[pabulously]

[The screen clicks on to a super close up of Pabu's face. The little fire ferret sniffs the screen, then turns a few circles and plots down right on top of it.

Fire ferret butt. Just the way to start your day.]

What do you think, Pabu? I'm not losing my gorgeous figure, am I? [Bolin hmms and hawws.] Of course not.

[a moment of hesitation] Still, maybe you should eat the last biscuit.

[Pabu chitters and jumps off the device to go gobble the last of the biscuits, and you can finally see Bolin. He's standing in front of the mirror in his room, posing and making muscles and oh, yeah, only in his underwear.

Left arm muscles? Looking good. Right arm muscles? Oh yeah, baby. He turns around so he can see how his glutes are doing in the mirror, and that is when he notices the tablet on his bed.

On.

Recording.

He covers his crotch and turns bright, bright red. Oh no oh no oh no oh no.]

PABU! WHAT DID YOU -- [Off-screen, the fire ferret is no help whatsoever. Traitor. Bolin's panicked and frozen and it takes longer than it should for him to think of grabbing a pillow and covering the device.]

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[goinbust]

"You uh, might want to get some pants on there if you're going to show off like that son."

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[pabulously]

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT. AND THEY'RE COMMENTING. WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE?!?!?

Bolin contemplates throwing the device out of the window and becoming a hermit in the mountains, but he'd miss food. And a bed. Instead, he grabs his mustache and puts it on. His mustache is his weapon; no one will recognize him with it on.]

I do not know zis young mahn, [putting on a fake accent for good measure] but I am sure dat zis was just an accident.

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[revolutionized]

[Oh geez. She's blushing. Not something she was expecting to see!]

O,oi! Cover yourself up, would you?

Video - My appologies, excuse my canon blindness/doing stupid thigns with mustaches in college mysel

[goinbust]

"Uh huh. Sure. Ya know, you look a lot like him but whatever. Seemed more like a barrack prank than anything else, who knows no one else may have been bored enough to be starin at their book."

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[pabulously]

[Bolin has donned his mustache, which has the power to make him unrecognizable to whoever's looking at him. (Literally.) (He's also put some clothes on.)]

I'm sure dat zis is as embarrassing for him as it is for you, madam.

Video - no worries!

[pabulously]

Yes, zat Pabu is a prankster.

[scowling off-screen at his friend. how could you do this to him, buddy?!?]

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[revolutionized]

Eh?

[She squints into the camera. Hadn't someone else just been there?

And what's with this accent...] I'm not embarrassed. [She crosses her arms in front of her chest.] He should just be more careful with his video option...

Are you his brother?

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[goinbust]

"I dunno, enterprising young fella may know a way to spin that into impressin' the ladies without lookin' vain, who knows."

[worldswillburn]

Smooth.

[so much judging going on right now.]

Real smooth.

[the_human]

You look good, dude!

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[maniere]

Nice thong!

[bolin when did you become a stripper. ]

[theboywhodied]

[That's not what Cedric expected to see! But he smiles, just a little.]

Hey, are you all right?

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[galactically]

If you're going to show off your body, always wear the appropriate underwear!

[Looking away in an attempt to stifle the laughter. Oops?]

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[taijiya]

[OH NO]

Please put some clothes on!!

[She sounds really flustered and she definitely picked 'voice' in an attempt to avoid having to see any more almost-naked dudes.]

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[copia]

[ as soon as Kaede saw Bolin was shirtless, she is covering her face. ohhhh dear mother... ]

Time to keep the tablet away from Pabu when you're examining yourself!!

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[pabulously]

Who, me? [AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nervous laughter] I do not know zis man! I am simply guessing that perhaps he had been looking at his device earlier and then innocently left it on his bed WHILE IT WAS TURNED OFF and it was in fact his fire ferret who is responsible for zis unpleasant situation.

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[pabulously]

Really? [forgetting the accent]

[pabulously]

[oh yeah he is DEFINITELY keeping on his Initiative-given mustache weapon. Bad enough that cranky Sarah saw this; he doesn't want to talk to her about it as him.]

This wasn't his fault! Pabu's the one who turned it on!

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[goinbust]

"Back when I was a trooper sometimes guy's pay to have messages like that sent back home. Get to show off and since they look all pissed off it ain't bein egotistical, now is it? Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't."

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[chittybang]

!!!

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[chittybang]

—Oh dear! [COVERING HER FACE ;;]

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[originalgaangster]

[ Uncontrolled laughter goes here. ]

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[revolutionized]

Fire...ferret? [That red panda looking thing?] Oh! That cute little animal.

[She'd been distracted by beefcake, to be honest.] If you say so... [WAIT.]

Are you sure you don't know him? What are you doing with his tablet?

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[pabulously]

Thank you!

[Of course, Bolin forgot to take off his mustache, which -- since its ability is making Bolin unrecognizable -- means Finn will be very confused why this mustachioed stranger is thanking him.

Sorry.]

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[pabulously]

[BEET RED. BEET. BEET. RED.

also wearing his mustache still, which means Junko won't be able to recognize him. (Its the mustache's superpower.)]

Kill me.