[SCREEEEEAM WHY IS THIS HIS LIFE excuse him while he cries into a vat of beancakes. The love of his life is laughing at his nakedness. His life is over. Done. Caput. He's going to go into the mountains and become a cave-dwelling hermit. Legends will be written about him. Songs will be sung. Parents will frighten their children with tales of The Mountain Man.]
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