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exsilium2013-07-31 10:12 am
pabulously) wrote in exsilium2013-07-31 10:12 am
video
[The screen clicks on to a super close up of Pabu's face. The little fire ferret sniffs the screen, then turns a few circles and plots down right on top of it.
Fire ferret butt. Just the way to start your day.]
What do you think, Pabu? I'm not losing my gorgeous figure, am I? [Bolin hmms and hawws.] Of course not.
[a moment of hesitation] Still, maybe you should eat the last biscuit.
[Pabu chitters and jumps off the device to go gobble the last of the biscuits, and you can finally see Bolin. He's standing in front of the mirror in his room, posing and making muscles and oh, yeah, only in his underwear.
Left arm muscles? Looking good. Right arm muscles? Oh yeah, baby. He turns around so he can see how his glutes are doing in the mirror, and that is when he notices the tablet on his bed.
On.
Recording.
He covers his crotch and turns bright, bright red. Oh no oh no oh no oh no.]
PABU! WHAT DID YOU -- [Off-screen, the fire ferret is no help whatsoever. Traitor. Bolin's panicked and frozen and it takes longer than it should for him to think of grabbing a pillow and covering the device.]
Fire ferret butt. Just the way to start your day.]
What do you think, Pabu? I'm not losing my gorgeous figure, am I? [Bolin hmms and hawws.] Of course not.
[a moment of hesitation] Still, maybe you should eat the last biscuit.
[Pabu chitters and jumps off the device to go gobble the last of the biscuits, and you can finally see Bolin. He's standing in front of the mirror in his room, posing and making muscles and oh, yeah, only in his underwear.
Left arm muscles? Looking good. Right arm muscles? Oh yeah, baby. He turns around so he can see how his glutes are doing in the mirror, and that is when he notices the tablet on his bed.
On.
Recording.
He covers his crotch and turns bright, bright red. Oh no oh no oh no oh no.]
PABU! WHAT DID YOU -- [Off-screen, the fire ferret is no help whatsoever. Traitor. Bolin's panicked and frozen and it takes longer than it should for him to think of grabbing a pillow and covering the device.]
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[that's melodramatic teenager speak for "no, not really, not at this moment"]
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Seriously?
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But I'm not doing that either.
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