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[pabulously]

[The screen clicks on to a super close up of Pabu's face. The little fire ferret sniffs the screen, then turns a few circles and plots down right on top of it.

Fire ferret butt. Just the way to start your day.]

What do you think, Pabu? I'm not losing my gorgeous figure, am I? [Bolin hmms and hawws.] Of course not.

[a moment of hesitation] Still, maybe you should eat the last biscuit.

[Pabu chitters and jumps off the device to go gobble the last of the biscuits, and you can finally see Bolin. He's standing in front of the mirror in his room, posing and making muscles and oh, yeah, only in his underwear.

Left arm muscles? Looking good. Right arm muscles? Oh yeah, baby. He turns around so he can see how his glutes are doing in the mirror, and that is when he notices the tablet on his bed.

On.

Recording.

He covers his crotch and turns bright, bright red. Oh no oh no oh no oh no.]

PABU! WHAT DID YOU -- [Off-screen, the fire ferret is no help whatsoever. Traitor. Bolin's panicked and frozen and it takes longer than it should for him to think of grabbing a pillow and covering the device.]

Comments

(video)

[pabulously]

[The nice thing about being ridiculous, though, is that you can tell when you're being ridiculous. His visions of the future get so absurdly detailed that eventually, he just has to laugh at himself, and then everything's okay.]

Hey, I'm just stating the facts.

[Besides, think of it this way: He made Korra laugh. When is Korra laughter not a good thing?]

(Video)

[braavado]

Yeah, sure.

Pabu there probably thought you needed an intervention or something. Been staring at yourself in the mirror too long?

(Video)

[pabulously]

Could you blame me? [POSING]

(Video)

[braavado]

[She's just going to laugh at you again.]

Okay, hotshot. Let's get some clothes on you before more people see you recording.

(Video)

[pabulously]

I have clothes on now! And women ALL OVER THE WORLD are weeping.

(Video)

[braavado]

I'm not weeping. Asami's not either.

[Careful what you say...it's a trap!]

(Video)

[pabulously]

Shhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let me have my dreams!

Re: (Video)

[braavado]

I'm just saying maybe you should find better dreams.

[Read: more realistic ones ]

(Video)

[pabulously]

You're a cruel woman, Korra.

[But he loves you anyway.]

Re: (Video)

[braavado]

[She just smirks at his melodrama.] Maybe you’ll thank me one day.

What were you doing in there anyway? [You don’t stare at yourself in the mirror that often, do you? If so, all of the judging right here.]

[pabulously]

.........it's private. [little pink. just a little.]