voice;

[bikininspector]

 [You know what, Exsilium? Trying to figure out his own shit is giving Sam a headache. So he's going to try to figure out yours.]

Got a couple things on the agenda today so bear with me. Who knows, this just may end up saving your life down the line. So first thing first - if you see a ghost? RUN. Safest place to be, if ghosts here act like they should, is inside a salt circle, or in a room whose entrances are all guarded by undisturbed salt lines. Fill you in on it when it's tested, but it's better than nothing for now. If you can't run? Grab anything iron to defend yourself. Ghosts are weak to it. 

Item number two - raise your arm if you have no idea how the judicial system works here. If you do, explain it to the best of your understanding. The point of this is to eventually make a comprehensive accessible document. Laws and rights are kinda basic knowledge in a civilized society. 

Item number three - looking for someone? Want people from home to know you're here the moment they arrive, wanna let people know someone disappeared? Give me names, and I'll make an organized list we can pass around. There're a lot of posts on this network and it's way too easy to miss things. If you're looking for volunteers for anything, I can make a list for that too. 

Item number four - been on missions, willing to talk about your experiences on them, or just in Exsilium in general? I wanna hear all about it. Anonymously is just fine too. 

[Oh right]

Name's Sam Winchester, and if you're new, welcome aboard. Feel free to ask every question, if I can give you an answer I will. 

Comments

voice

[feathersandflames]

Are there actually rooms set up that have undisturbed salt lines set up?

Also. Ghosts. Can we blind them? With, say, bright flashes of light?

voice

[bikininspector]

Gotta set it up but it won't take too much of your time. Not that I know, iron and salts are the only weaknesses I've seen them respond to. They won't get rid of them, but it'll buy you time. Only way to get rid of them for good is salting and burning their remains.

( video )

[ganking]

Sounds like someone's looking to get busy.

[ the why might as well be said. ]

( text )

[bikininspector]

[It takes Sam more than a few minutes to get back to his brother. When he does, he decides that no, he just can't face him. Thank God for text.]

We're stuck here, might as well make the best of it.

video.

[demonbloodblade]

Iron, eh?

...I'll have to try to make it to a room, then. Cold iron and I do not get along.

And I can tell you about the missions I've been on. Some have been... interesting, and some not quite so.

permavoice.

[bikininspector]

I'd like to hear about all of them.

[Weak to iron, he'll make note of that.]

[immortal_smoke]

I'd like to know if someone by the name of Kaguya Houraisan shows up. Beyond that, are ghosts really so dangerous?

[bikininspector]

I'll add it to the list. Yeah, yeah they are. Don't underestimate them - not a lot can hurt them but they can kill pretty damn easily.

[flightybookshrew]

So are you an expert on things of a supernatural bent, Sam?
I can't help but feel you were holding out on me given the nature of our last discussion.

[bikininspector]

I said werewolf, that should've tipped you off.

video;

[gained_a_level]

I am not sure how to take this renewed sense of mission.

[ Considering how he saw him last, this is a string of unusual behavior that has him wondering what's going on. ]

Did something happen?

text;

[bikininspector]

Let's call it a wake up call.

[oldsoldiersneverdie]

We actually have a judicial system here? News to me.

[bikininspector]

See now that just isn't right. There's a police force, and lawyers. You should know you can get persecuted for crimes.

[ video ]

[hostage]

The "judicial system" here's mostly bullshit.

[ voice ]

[bikininspector]

And it's about time to de-bullshit it.

voice;

[taijiya]

For people showing up... if you could add the names Inuyasha, Kohaku, Miroku, Kagome Higurashi, and Shippo to that list, I would be grateful.

[Some of them are a little common, especially without surnames, but it's better than nothing.]

As for ghosts... those are some strange ways to be rid of them.

voice;

[bikininspector]

You got it. Who should I write is looking for them?

Well ghosts are generally strange. But that's what works where I'm from. No guarantee it'll work here but it's better than nothing.

Permavid

[governorkang]

Does it have to be pure iron, or does steel do the trick well enough?

permavoice.

[bikininspector]

Pure iron, pure salt.

[trickstermentor]

...young man I think you might have the wrong idea about ghosts or some very antiquated notions on how to deal with them at least.

[bikininspector]

I got my world's idea and notions. If you wanna share yours, the more we know the better.

[video]

[goneonenight]

Is that how ghosts work where you're from?

[video]

[bikininspector]

Yeah, and I'm working on figuring out exactly how they work here.

[Text]

[speakveryclearly]

As A Semiannually Interned Transport I Do Consider Myself Qualified To Address Your Final Inquiry
Especially Considering The General Lack Of Network Users Who Have

[Text]

[bikininspector]

It's not a matter of qualification, it's a matter of sharing whatever you know, whatever you may have noticed. You couldv'e been here a day and noticed something important. If we don't spread our own knowledge, the Initiative sure as hell won't do it for us.

text;

[taggeda0]

What do ghosts have to do with anything

text;

[bikininspector]

They're haunting the 7th floor.

text

[whatsupcroc]

Any relation to Dean Winchester?

text

[bikininspector]

Depends, what sort of an impression did he make on you?

voice;

[ringbeast]

Aw, c'mon, man. Are they really that bad? I mean, all they're doing so far is wakin' me up in the middle of the night. Actually, half of that is Haruto, he gets spooked easy I think. Which is weird since he's all about monsters at home.

Anyhow. What kinda stuff do your ghosts do that you're so up in arms about it?

voice;

[bikininspector]

Gruesome murder, mostly.

Video

[icy_heavens]

Iron and salt. [So, so flat.]

voice

[bikininspector]

Cliche for a reason.

[Video]

[knightofcourage]

Um...what kind of ghosts have you been handling?

[Salt? Iron? Emil's never heard of either affecting the ghosts in his own world, and he can't think of any magically related reason why that would work in the first place. Strange.

Anyway, most of the rest doesn't seem that important to him (he just deals with rules as they come and it's not like anyone from his world has been from the right time to recognize him so far), except for maybe one thing.]

And I've only been on one mission a few weeks ago. I can tell you more, but plenty of other people were there too. If you've heard from them already, I don't know if you need more information about that.

[Voice]

[bikininspector]

Ghosts of my world. I donno if it'll work here, but I'll post again after finding out. You know other ways?

[If he'll still be alive to do that, that is.]

The more information, more points of view, the better.

Video

[needsteaplz]

Oh ho...I'll have to give you credit. Not many modern people know iron was considered a ward against the supernatural. Most people think of salt and silver after all.

Though, I wonder would simple food offerings or a prayer help to pacify them or not. I don't normally deal with ghosts, but it would be worth a shot, right?

Voice

[bikininspector]

Silver's for shifters.

[The knowledge is something he's well versed in]

Never did any good in my world, but anything's worth a shot here til we figure out which world they belong to.

video;

[perfectionisms]

One - How effective would a spirit medium be as a shield?

Two - My fool of a brother who's supposed to be in charge of that suddenly disappeared. His fool of a partner disappeared before he did. Which brings us to...

Three - One Miles Edgeworth and one Mia Fey. Find them, cuff them, glue them to their seats if you have to because it's completely irresponsible of them to dump this all on me.

Four - It's nothing special.

Five, aren't you exceptionally chatty today, Sam Winchester?

voice;

[bikininspector]

One - gotta test it to know. It's a different world.

Two - isn't that exactly what I've been warning against? Better get cracking before everything is lost.

Three - I'll add 'em to the list, that's all I can do.

Four - I won't charge you for expending, I promise.

Five - figured it's time to make some order of this chaos.

video;

[scinlae]

[ Missed her lovely face? You should!!! Yeah she's tilting her head slightly at all this. ]

Salt and iron? You speak as if you battled ghosts before. [ c: ]

You also sound like a man who seeks to busy his mind from idle thoughts.

voice;

[bikininspector]

[Always]

Been doing it since I was short.

[You can guess how long that's been]

Nothing wrong with that, right?

[video]

[galactically]

Add Alto Saotome to the small list of people to be found! I want him to know that I'm here.

[voice]

[bikininspector]

And who's 'I'm'?

voice;

[eyecaptivating]

So you're... [No, that's no good. How to properly word her question...] How do you know so much about getting rid of ghosts?! That's not something you just know!

[Well, okay, that was hardly the best way to word it. Moving on.] ...I don't know anything about the judicial system.

voice;

[bikininspector]

It's what I do, my job.

[Very few seem to]

Hopefully I can gather us up enough information to change that.

video;

[worldswillburn]

[Things are kind of amusing to Kerrigan: coming from a universe in which Ghosts do very different things.]

What's with the salt and iron?

voice;

[bikininspector]

They're purifying agents.

text;

[painfeels]

You know a lot about ghosts and... that kind of stuff?

[actually curious!]

text;

[bikininspector]

Yes, dealing with them was my job where I'm from.