voice;

[bikininspector]

 [You know what, Exsilium? Trying to figure out his own shit is giving Sam a headache. So he's going to try to figure out yours.]

Got a couple things on the agenda today so bear with me. Who knows, this just may end up saving your life down the line. So first thing first - if you see a ghost? RUN. Safest place to be, if ghosts here act like they should, is inside a salt circle, or in a room whose entrances are all guarded by undisturbed salt lines. Fill you in on it when it's tested, but it's better than nothing for now. If you can't run? Grab anything iron to defend yourself. Ghosts are weak to it. 

Item number two - raise your arm if you have no idea how the judicial system works here. If you do, explain it to the best of your understanding. The point of this is to eventually make a comprehensive accessible document. Laws and rights are kinda basic knowledge in a civilized society. 

Item number three - looking for someone? Want people from home to know you're here the moment they arrive, wanna let people know someone disappeared? Give me names, and I'll make an organized list we can pass around. There're a lot of posts on this network and it's way too easy to miss things. If you're looking for volunteers for anything, I can make a list for that too. 

Item number four - been on missions, willing to talk about your experiences on them, or just in Exsilium in general? I wanna hear all about it. Anonymously is just fine too. 

[Oh right]

Name's Sam Winchester, and if you're new, welcome aboard. Feel free to ask every question, if I can give you an answer I will. 

Comments

video;

[worldswillburn]

[Things are kind of amusing to Kerrigan: coming from a universe in which Ghosts do very different things.]

What's with the salt and iron?

voice;

[bikininspector]

They're purifying agents.

[worldswillburn]

We're talking about iron and salt.

[excuse her skepticism. she's from the future.]

[bikininspector]

Yeah, we're talking about pure natural resources that have worked since the dawn of monsters.

[She's excused, he knows it sounds absurd.]

Superstitions and myths don't just come from thin air.

[worldswillburn]

So what, you just toss iron at the ghost and hope for the best?

[bikininspector]

You hit them with it and it gives you a few seconds to get outta dodge.

[worldswillburn]

[You hit them with it.]

You know this all sounds absurd, right?

[might as well come clean.]

[bikininspector]

Tell me, have you heard anything that made sense since getting here?

[worldswillburn]

Alright, you get that much.

[bikininspector]

Iron and salt have a long history of warding evil spirits where I'm from.

[worldswillburn]

Kind of makes them seem a lot less threatening, honestly.

[bikininspector]

Trust me, they're plenty threatening. And only salting and burning their remains gets rid of them for good.

[worldswillburn]

Otherwise they'll just come right back at you?

[this sounds familiar.]

[bikininspector]

Got it in one.

video;

[worldswillburn]

And you've been doing this for how long?

[bikininspector]

Since I was a kid.

[worldswillburn]

An expert in the field, huh?

[bikininspector]

I'm still alive.

[worldswillburn]

No arguing that.

[bikininspector]

That's about as much expertise as anyone can claim to.