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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Altered states of mind to body relations have been noted and observed. ETA for resolution to current challenge is 120 hours.

Advising that all unwarranted early terminations of members of Administrative Group Initiative will be met with end user tracking and community service hours. For reference, see records on the Baskerville encounter, 01.03.3313.

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[ex_velveteened856]

THAT IS FIVE DAYS

[onemoredeath]

How helpful of you.

[Voice]

[tootallwithtoomuchhair]

One-hundred-twenty hours? And it never once occurred to your people that something could go wrong just as it has before?

[fatestaywright]

Please don't come back in 120 hours and tell us the solution is going to be to send us on another mission like you did last time.

Please.

[he can't take this man]

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[chosenpiglet]

[Zelos definitely sighs at that. But...not much he can do about it]

[one thing catches is eye though]

...Wait we only have to do community service if we kill one of you guys?

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[befowled]

( 120 hours whywhywhywhywhy )

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[faaaablulous]

can't believe this. you guys should be ashamed of yourselves to be so careless!

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[fashionablylate]

...Not taking pictures, are you? [He's not affected, he's totally allowed to have a sense of humor about this.] Alright. Did we bring back the power source OK?

[auxiliary]

UNACCEPTABLE RE2PON2E II NEED THII2 TWO BE FIIXED NOW II'M FUCKIING DEFECTIIVE.

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[notlaughing]

Where can the records on the Baskerville encounter be found?

[Since yeah, everyone else is complaining, she'd like to see how whatever this encounter was was handled.]

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[gambat]

Nothing can be done to reverse this any faster?

[lilimited]

"Unwarranted early terminations"?

[Audio]

[strategic_guile]

"Unwarranted early terminations" doesn't sound good. You're not talking about suicide or murder, are you?

[noble_nate]

You're going to give community service to anyone who kills a member of the Initiative?

That seems a bit lenient.

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[princesswildling]

Tell us why this has happened and why you cannot repair it sooner than 120 hours. This is unacceptable.

[maiinframe]

Were the organiic over2eer2 iindulgiing iin C2H5OH agaiin?

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[hateswizards]

You realize that this could be fatal to some people, right?

[audio]

[femininityshredded]

Five days?! How am I supposed to shower?! How is he going to shower in my body?! I- I can't just-

[A thud. Head meet desk. Why oh god why.]

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[nipaas]

Five days?! Now that's unacceptable!

[Judging from the complaints she'd already seen, she won't elaborate on it. Sheryl sure as heck isn't happy, though, if the irritated glare is evident.]

You should start firing the amateurs responsible for this mess anyway.

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[demonbloodblade]

Five days.

Looks like I need to hit that army-navy store for some clothing, as this person didn't bring enough extra.

[A note is put on the Local Directory for the mission as to where the store is, in case others are in the same situation.]

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[stophittingmyself]

120 hours?! Why?! You need to fix this NOW!

And by "Baskerville encounter", do you mean... what records?

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[charming_jerk]

Please alert the Initiative that I hope they all choke and die

Five fucking days are you out of your MINDS

[Video]

[lady_alphadecay]

...Thanks, A.I. That's not particularly helpful. These things normally take about a week anyway, so we could've figured it out on our own.

[Looks like he's raiding Chloe's closet for extra clothes. She and Lara were close to the same cup size clothing size...]

[Video]

[botbird]

You have got to be fragging kidding me!

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[baskered]

What? But that's almost a week! There's no way I can wait that long.

[This statement is accompanied by some very unladylike squirming, and a tone of utter dismay.]

That's a joke, right? You're just kidding around?