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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Altered states of mind to body relations have been noted and observed. ETA for resolution to current challenge is 120 hours.

Advising that all unwarranted early terminations of members of Administrative Group Initiative will be met with end user tracking and community service hours. For reference, see records on the Baskerville encounter, 01.03.3313.

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[ex_velveteened856]

THAT IS FIVE DAYS

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Five days is an accurate conversion. 432,000 seconds is equally accurate.

[ex_velveteened856]

WHY FIVE DAYS

THAT'S ALMOST A WEEK

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

This is the estimated time necessary for a full systems check and verification of the interference responsible for the pyshiopsychological changes noted in end user group Transports. Premature applications of transport technology may lead to permanent physiopsychological shifts.

According to my databases, this may be preferable in a case where many of the number affected desire to be transferred into a non-organic form. Would you like to fill out a survey regarding which of a list of several robotic forms you would find most attractive as a container for your "mind", for the sake of science?

(This is a jest. I am jesting with you.)

(I am also 0.0092% serious.)

[ex_velveteened856]

THAT WAS NOT EVEN .0092% FUNNY GOD

also IS THERE STILL A RISK THIS IS GOING TO BE PERMANENT EVEN AFTER YOU WORK ON IT FOR FIVE DAYS

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Current probability of permanent pysiopsychological change estimated at 2.73%.

[ex_velveteened856]

can't you just undo whatever you did wrong in the first place

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

No. Error is not internally generated.

[ex_velveteened856]

what does that even mean

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

The error is not internally generated. Therefore, the error was external in origin. "We" did not "do" anything "wrong."

[ex_velveteened856]

THEN WHO DID THIS I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TALK TO THEM

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I highly advise against that course of action at this time. The party responsible is known collectively as the United Earth. I believe this would be self-evident. Are you surprised by this information?

[ex_velveteened856]

how did they do that

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Would a full technical report be appreciated? I have a secondary file in more entry-level friendly language.

[ex_velveteened856]

no i wouldn't understand it no matter the language

but i thought it was the time machine thing that caused this. or a problem with it at least