set message parameters: {all} | post-mission return

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Altered states of mind to body relations have been noted and observed. ETA for resolution to current challenge is 120 hours.

Advising that all unwarranted early terminations of members of Administrative Group Initiative will be met with end user tracking and community service hours. For reference, see records on the Baskerville encounter, 01.03.3313.

Comments

[onemoredeath]

Of course you are.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Yes. There is no reason to be otherwise.

[onemoredeath]

Lovely. Do have fun with that while I attempt to understand more about my appearance's level of alcohol tolerance.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Would you like a guide estimating ethanol tolerance based on height, weight, sex, and ethnic origins? We have 272 listed in my databases produced over the last 1400 years.

[onemoredeath]

No need. I enjoy a more hands on approach.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I am encouraged to inform you to preform safely and to keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times.

I believe these instructions have been confused with rollercoaster advisements.

[onemoredeath]

Now why would I do that? It's far more fun to see how much you can reach.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

The loss of limb has a historical precedent of not being a state often enjoyed by the amputees.

[onemoredeath]

Now, now, don't ruin the moment for me.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I apologize for infringing upon your amputee fantasy. Please continue on as you were before.

[onemoredeath]

I shall.