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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Altered states of mind to body relations have been noted and observed. ETA for resolution to current challenge is 120 hours.

Advising that all unwarranted early terminations of members of Administrative Group Initiative will be met with end user tracking and community service hours. For reference, see records on the Baskerville encounter, 01.03.3313.

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[ex_velveteened856]

THAT IS FIVE DAYS

[onemoredeath]

How helpful of you.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Five days is an accurate conversion. 432,000 seconds is equally accurate.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I'm pleased to be of service in reporting accurately and promptly on changes in noted circumstances of importance.

[onemoredeath]

Of course you are.

[ex_velveteened856]

WHY FIVE DAYS

THAT'S ALMOST A WEEK

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Yes. There is no reason to be otherwise.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

This is the estimated time necessary for a full systems check and verification of the interference responsible for the pyshiopsychological changes noted in end user group Transports. Premature applications of transport technology may lead to permanent physiopsychological shifts.

According to my databases, this may be preferable in a case where many of the number affected desire to be transferred into a non-organic form. Would you like to fill out a survey regarding which of a list of several robotic forms you would find most attractive as a container for your "mind", for the sake of science?

(This is a jest. I am jesting with you.)

(I am also 0.0092% serious.)

[onemoredeath]

Lovely. Do have fun with that while I attempt to understand more about my appearance's level of alcohol tolerance.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Would you like a guide estimating ethanol tolerance based on height, weight, sex, and ethnic origins? We have 272 listed in my databases produced over the last 1400 years.

[onemoredeath]

No need. I enjoy a more hands on approach.

[ex_velveteened856]

THAT WAS NOT EVEN .0092% FUNNY GOD

also IS THERE STILL A RISK THIS IS GOING TO BE PERMANENT EVEN AFTER YOU WORK ON IT FOR FIVE DAYS

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Current probability of permanent pysiopsychological change estimated at 2.73%.

[Voice]

[tootallwithtoomuchhair]

One-hundred-twenty hours? And it never once occurred to your people that something could go wrong just as it has before?

[ex_velveteened856]

can't you just undo whatever you did wrong in the first place

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I am encouraged to inform you to preform safely and to keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times.

I believe these instructions have been confused with rollercoaster advisements.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

No. Error is not internally generated.

[onemoredeath]

Now why would I do that? It's far more fun to see how much you can reach.

text forever

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I sense some hostility over perceptions of past ineptitude. Would you like to file a complaint with the administrative group Initiative?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

The loss of limb has a historical precedent of not being a state often enjoyed by the amputees.

[ex_velveteened856]

what does that even mean

[onemoredeath]

Now, now, don't ruin the moment for me.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

The error is not internally generated. Therefore, the error was external in origin. "We" did not "do" anything "wrong."

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

I apologize for infringing upon your amputee fantasy. Please continue on as you were before.

[ex_velveteened856]

THEN WHO DID THIS I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TALK TO THEM