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[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Altered states of mind to body relations have been noted and observed. ETA for resolution to current challenge is 120 hours.

Advising that all unwarranted early terminations of members of Administrative Group Initiative will be met with end user tracking and community service hours. For reference, see records on the Baskerville encounter, 01.03.3313.

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[baskered]

What? But that's almost a week! There's no way I can wait that long.

[This statement is accompanied by some very unladylike squirming, and a tone of utter dismay.]

That's a joke, right? You're just kidding around?

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

No. I am not regarding you, or any of the end users, as juvenile goats.

[baskered]

...What?

I actually didn't see the goats yet, if there are goats. I'm talking about-

[Ever seen frustrated boob grabbing, Exsilities? Well. Now you have.]

THIS.

[aithinkthereforeaiam]

Post-pubescent human female mammary glands?

[baskered]

Yeah.

[Drily.]

They're new.