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[boughtabookstore]

Hello to our recent newcomers. Welcome to Exsilium.

Please do not panic, we just got the place looking decent again. There is nothing you can do to return home of your own abilities. This has been tested by many people over the space of ten months now. 

There is a guide to Exsilium put together by other transports. It can be found here.

If you are a healer, doctor, or medical professional of some other kind, there is an active clinic always looking for new recruits. They can be contacted here.

If you wish to consider joining the recently formed police force, they can be contacted at [ insert an address + ooc link ].

Should you simply wish to drink yourself into forgetting this has happened, I have attached a list of places alcohol can be found here. This method is highly endorsed.

Do enjoy your stay.

[ she figures she might as well put all her organization to temporary use. her personal annotated list of places you can drink or obtain alcohol is attached as a downloadable file. exsilium newbies' guide originally posted here. ]

Comments

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[latkje]

Still drinking, huh. What if I prefer tea?

permatext

[boughtabookstore]

It's a hobby.

I don't believe anyone has seen fit to compile a list of restaurants / coffee shops / tea shops / etc. Perhaps you could make that a project.

[biwinning]

not that iit matter2.
there'll 2tiill be po2tiing liike BUH WHERE AM II WHAT II2 THII2!!
for the next week.

[boughtabookstore]

Didn't we all?

But now there's a resource out for them, at least.

[fe_male]

stop that; you'll flood all the good bars with new people

[boughtabookstore]

I didn't proclaim any better than others. They'll spread out well enough.

[text]

[stonefaith]

I like you Ros

[ GUUUUUUUUUUUESS WHO'S DRUNK ]

permatext

[boughtabookstore]

Bariyan?

[ did someone take your communicator what's this. ]

[feyted]

I'll admit this makes for an inclusive, interesting welcome notice. Does your last list come personally endorsed?

[boughtabookstore]

I try. And yes, it does. I compiled it myself after all.

[ex_bandai157]

This is very comprehensive.

[ he completely approves ]

[boughtabookstore]

Not worth halfassing it. Particularly if the intent is to stop questions.

[voice]

[peaceinchaos]

I can't help imagining the ramifications of drinking oneself blind and being tossed back in time at the drop of the hat.

permatext;

[boughtabookstore]

We get twenty four hours of warning.

permatext;

[gamora]

You're thorough.

ditto!

[boughtabookstore]

I try to be. Never leave a job half-done.

permatext;

[limitstorm]

So... which one should I go to for a drink?

permatext;

[boughtabookstore]

You're underage.

text

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She's not knew but she was curious anyway]

list of alcohol paces should b at the top of every info list if u wask me lol
*ask

permatext

[boughtabookstore]

I would agree. Unfortunately most people don't consider them to be vital information.

text

[solitaire]

Is the last a personal recommendation? Or just general?

permatext

[boughtabookstore]

Personally I find that while it doesn't work perfectly it's one of the more effective methods of living here.

[Text] awyeahlate

[strategic_guile]

i wish id gotten this informative list when i first arrived

better late than never

permatext no such thing as too late

[boughtabookstore]

Indeed. I would hope eventually you would manage to find these things on your own, though.

text. late as always but yolo

[chelicerata]

Perhaps the official welcome committee should begin taking notes.

permatext you know i never mind bb

[boughtabookstore]

Their spiel is slightly more professional than mine, I believe.

But thank you.