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[boughtabookstore]

Hello to our recent newcomers. Welcome to Exsilium.

Please do not panic, we just got the place looking decent again. There is nothing you can do to return home of your own abilities. This has been tested by many people over the space of ten months now. 

There is a guide to Exsilium put together by other transports. It can be found here.

If you are a healer, doctor, or medical professional of some other kind, there is an active clinic always looking for new recruits. They can be contacted here.

If you wish to consider joining the recently formed police force, they can be contacted at [ insert an address + ooc link ].

Should you simply wish to drink yourself into forgetting this has happened, I have attached a list of places alcohol can be found here. This method is highly endorsed.

Do enjoy your stay.

[ she figures she might as well put all her organization to temporary use. her personal annotated list of places you can drink or obtain alcohol is attached as a downloadable file. exsilium newbies' guide originally posted here. ]

Comments

permatext

[boughtabookstore]

Personally I find that while it doesn't work perfectly it's one of the more effective methods of living here.

[solitaire]

Sounds to me like one way to turn a mess into a good time. Generous of you, not keeping those secrets to yourself.

[boughtabookstore]

It's easier to give it now than have everyone asking. And I don't know about a party, but certainly more tolerable.

[solitaire]

I take it you're not a happy drunk, then. Me, I usually go for something better than "more tolerable."

[boughtabookstore]

Alcohol rarely affects me visibly.

How much better?

[solitaire]

I get as far as "pretty great" most days.

[boughtabookstore]

How ambitious. Though that may change if you stay here long at all.

[solitaire]

Uncomfortable situations don't make much difference, to me.

[boughtabookstore]

Then you're quite lucky, and will perhaps find this place something more than tolerable.

[solitaire]

I'm hoping so.

Any chance I can help you along, too? In exchange for the list.

[boughtabookstore]

Help in what way?

[solitaire]

In any way that gets you from tolerating to enjoying, I suppose.

[boughtabookstore]

Most likely not. But the offer is appreciated.

[solitaire]

Any time.