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[boughtabookstore]

Hello to our recent newcomers. Welcome to Exsilium.

Please do not panic, we just got the place looking decent again. There is nothing you can do to return home of your own abilities. This has been tested by many people over the space of ten months now. 

There is a guide to Exsilium put together by other transports. It can be found here.

If you are a healer, doctor, or medical professional of some other kind, there is an active clinic always looking for new recruits. They can be contacted here.

If you wish to consider joining the recently formed police force, they can be contacted at [ insert an address + ooc link ].

Should you simply wish to drink yourself into forgetting this has happened, I have attached a list of places alcohol can be found here. This method is highly endorsed.

Do enjoy your stay.

[ she figures she might as well put all her organization to temporary use. her personal annotated list of places you can drink or obtain alcohol is attached as a downloadable file. exsilium newbies' guide originally posted here. ]

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
like me + my frinds are all the same age so i think
them coming here and me being older would be weird
nbut also i guess the same could happen if they come and they r all older than me?
bluhhh weird time shananigans

[boughtabookstore]

"Blah weird time shenanigans" is possibly the most accurate description of things I've seen.

But I'm sure you would find ways past it. How old are you?

[tipsygnostalgia]

its p much the only descriotion that fits
and im 15
or 16 depending on how formerly mentioned times shit works here

[boughtabookstore]

But you're not a troll? Your typing is similar to their quirks, or whatever they call them, but not quite.

[tipsygnostalgia]

nope!
im pure human tho ive had dealings w/trolls for different reasons
but i just use pink since i like pink
not because i have pink blood like they might
just ur old regular human blood here

[boughtabookstore]

Always a relief to know someone doesn't have bright pink blood.

So you're from their world, then?

[tipsygnostalgia]

nope
more like
theyre from a diff universe but had connections 2 a version of MY universe where i wasnt me but an adult me with a daughter
the whole explantion is convoluted as fuck
like i get serious looks when i explain to people
u know that look
the one where ppl want to back away coz theyre thinking holy shit this person is batshit BANANAS

[boughtabookstore]

Yes, I've seen that look quite often.

But everyone else from the connected space-time event you all seem to share has equally insane sounding stories, so while I don't really understand it I don't disbelieve it.