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[boughtabookstore]

Hello to our recent newcomers. Welcome to Exsilium.

Please do not panic, we just got the place looking decent again. There is nothing you can do to return home of your own abilities. This has been tested by many people over the space of ten months now. 

There is a guide to Exsilium put together by other transports. It can be found here.

If you are a healer, doctor, or medical professional of some other kind, there is an active clinic always looking for new recruits. They can be contacted here.

If you wish to consider joining the recently formed police force, they can be contacted at [ insert an address + ooc link ].

Should you simply wish to drink yourself into forgetting this has happened, I have attached a list of places alcohol can be found here. This method is highly endorsed.

Do enjoy your stay.

[ she figures she might as well put all her organization to temporary use. her personal annotated list of places you can drink or obtain alcohol is attached as a downloadable file. exsilium newbies' guide originally posted here. ]

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah but its miles better than my earth colony i kinda like it here

and yeah a wand!
its gr8 altho i think my bf is the only other one who has one here as far as i know?
what weapon do you have

[boughtabookstore]

Earth colony?

Can I ask who your bf is?

I have a gun. Not all that exciting, but it works.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah it was just the name of the thing i lived in

and hey guns r cool! i also used riflekind which means im an awesome shot w/ a rifle
tho with a laserrifle i guess u dont have to even b THAT good seeing as u can just sort of blast shit easily?
and my bfs called eridan do u know him?

[boughtabookstore]

What was it?

That's good, and I'm sure will come in useful for you here. A laser rifle does sound rather useful.

As a matter of fact I do. Fairly well. He mentioned he was seeing someone.

[tipsygnostalgia]

sort of a floaty thing of buildings surrounded by the ociean?
*ocean
i guess it didnt look too different from a small city or something though

and oh you know him
im spurprised mostly because when his name is brought up most ppl tend to have a "oh him :/" response

[boughtabookstore]

Interesting.

Eridan and I are allies. [ friends?? parental feelings person with young child? it's complicated. ] Though yes, he frequently has that effect on people.

[tipsygnostalgia]

lol no shit right guys a pro at it
i didnt know u were firends though or allies w/e thats cool
and oh
im roxy btw :3

[boughtabookstore]

Pleasure to meet you, Roxy. I'm Roslyn Small.
And yes, he rather is.

[tipsygnostalgia]

hi rosalyn!
oops
*roslyn sorry
so have u been in this place a long time
you seem like you know it p well and such by now

[boughtabookstore]

Quite all right.

I have been here since the beginning, yes. Around ten months.

[tipsygnostalgia]

10 months
that seems like quite a llong time to be here
like..
it would be weird for peeps i know 2 show up and im oddler than them
*older
lmfao odder too i suppose

[boughtabookstore]

It is quite a long time, I suppose.

I hadn't considered that, but I suppose at your age it would be strange to suddenly be almost a year ahead.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
like me + my frinds are all the same age so i think
them coming here and me being older would be weird
nbut also i guess the same could happen if they come and they r all older than me?
bluhhh weird time shananigans

[boughtabookstore]

"Blah weird time shenanigans" is possibly the most accurate description of things I've seen.

But I'm sure you would find ways past it. How old are you?

[tipsygnostalgia]

its p much the only descriotion that fits
and im 15
or 16 depending on how formerly mentioned times shit works here

[boughtabookstore]

But you're not a troll? Your typing is similar to their quirks, or whatever they call them, but not quite.

[tipsygnostalgia]

nope!
im pure human tho ive had dealings w/trolls for different reasons
but i just use pink since i like pink
not because i have pink blood like they might
just ur old regular human blood here

[boughtabookstore]

Always a relief to know someone doesn't have bright pink blood.

So you're from their world, then?

[tipsygnostalgia]

nope
more like
theyre from a diff universe but had connections 2 a version of MY universe where i wasnt me but an adult me with a daughter
the whole explantion is convoluted as fuck
like i get serious looks when i explain to people
u know that look
the one where ppl want to back away coz theyre thinking holy shit this person is batshit BANANAS

[boughtabookstore]

Yes, I've seen that look quite often.

But everyone else from the connected space-time event you all seem to share has equally insane sounding stories, so while I don't really understand it I don't disbelieve it.