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[boughtabookstore]

Hello to our recent newcomers. Welcome to Exsilium.

Please do not panic, we just got the place looking decent again. There is nothing you can do to return home of your own abilities. This has been tested by many people over the space of ten months now. 

There is a guide to Exsilium put together by other transports. It can be found here.

If you are a healer, doctor, or medical professional of some other kind, there is an active clinic always looking for new recruits. They can be contacted here.

If you wish to consider joining the recently formed police force, they can be contacted at [ insert an address + ooc link ].

Should you simply wish to drink yourself into forgetting this has happened, I have attached a list of places alcohol can be found here. This method is highly endorsed.

Do enjoy your stay.

[ she figures she might as well put all her organization to temporary use. her personal annotated list of places you can drink or obtain alcohol is attached as a downloadable file. exsilium newbies' guide originally posted here. ]

Comments

[gamora]

[ deal with it. ]

Not one for fighting or training?

[boughtabookstore]

[ :| ]

I do both of those a great deal too. As I said, I have a lot of free time on my hands, and have for a while.

[gamora]

Can't argue with drinking the time away.

[boughtabookstore]

It passes the time, certainly. I quite enjoy it.

[gamora]

Never would have thought, what with the list.

[boughtabookstore]

I know it must come as a surprise.

[gamora]

Absolutely. Alone, right?

[boughtabookstore]

Mostly. I find that most people talk incessantly while they drink.

[gamora]

As if anyone wants to hear why they're drinking to begin with.

[boughtabookstore]

I can never fathom why people think others want to listen to their woes.

[gamora]

Lack of anything else to do, probably.

[boughtabookstore]

Even if I have nothing else to do, I don't appreciate sob stories.

[gamora]

Anyone who cries into their drink is only ruining it.

[boughtabookstore]

An excellent point, and one I believe should be made more often.

[gamora]

Well that involves talking to whoever does it.

[boughtabookstore]

It could always be delegated.

[gamora]

You grab the idiot we're conning into doing it and I'll make sure they follow through.

[boughtabookstore]

I believe you could. No one springs to mind immediately, but I'll let you know if they do.

[gamora]

Glad to hear it.