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[The video feed turns on the show the face of a rather serious-looking young man wearing a very fancy suit... a very fancy suit that looks although it's been slept in for the past two days.
He's very slowly coming to terms with the fact that this isn't all some sort of absurd dream, and has decided that perhaps it's time to introduce himself. And he's prepared.]
Good morning.
To those of you who are listening to this message, my name is Miles Edgeworth and I am a prosecuting attorney. There is still much that I do not know about this world, and I would welcome all information anyone would care to provide, or directions to a place where I might uncover more about this place for myself.
After all, if am forced to remain here, then I expect to be informed of all aspects of my current situation in its entirety, from as many different sources as possible. I do not presume to speak for all of you, but I, for one, do not care to work for a cause that resorts to such underhanded dealings such as abduction and much worse to achieve its goals.
[Underhanded, but not to mention preposterous. These sort of happenings should be confined to science fiction novels where they could remain. Unread. But he continues nonetheless.]
You, as a 'transport' who has also arrived under circumstances similar to myself, are the ones most likely to understand and share this belief of mine. I can only hope that you will be willing to assist me in this matter.
That's all, and thank you for your attention.
He's very slowly coming to terms with the fact that this isn't all some sort of absurd dream, and has decided that perhaps it's time to introduce himself. And he's prepared.]
Good morning.
To those of you who are listening to this message, my name is Miles Edgeworth and I am a prosecuting attorney. There is still much that I do not know about this world, and I would welcome all information anyone would care to provide, or directions to a place where I might uncover more about this place for myself.
After all, if am forced to remain here, then I expect to be informed of all aspects of my current situation in its entirety, from as many different sources as possible. I do not presume to speak for all of you, but I, for one, do not care to work for a cause that resorts to such underhanded dealings such as abduction and much worse to achieve its goals.
[Underhanded, but not to mention preposterous. These sort of happenings should be confined to science fiction novels where they could remain. Unread. But he continues nonetheless.]
You, as a 'transport' who has also arrived under circumstances similar to myself, are the ones most likely to understand and share this belief of mine. I can only hope that you will be willing to assist me in this matter.
That's all, and thank you for your attention.
[video] don't confuse your own origin story for edgeworth's, little sister
My superior, now? You're certainly moving up fast. [ And then a pause, as he wonders how she might take that. So he quickly adds: ] So, I'm sure you have some stories to tell me about all the cases you've won. [ Hopefully she'll go off on some tangent and he'll have time to parse this situation and figure what, precisely, to make of it. ]
[video] excuse you Franziska's was one day Manfred decided to let things gather dust
I wouldn't want to overwhelm you on your first day, Miles.
[video] 'dust'
I'm sure I'll be able to handle it.
[video] and then a whip of 'dust' came out and from that whip, a baby
[ Did that settle his doubts a bit? ]
[video]..... :| no please don't sully the whip too
[video] like Queen Hippolyta made Wonderwoman out of clay, Manfred made Franziska from the dust
[video] I HAVE NO EXPRESSIONS UNCERTAIN ENOUGH TO TRULY DEPICT MY FEELINGS
[video] VICTORY IS MINE
Where are you right now?
[video] just like a true von karma
[video] hide me from the bullets, bro
[video] nah he'll just drag you to hospital. by the wrist.
I've been here for all of two days. Of course it is.
[video] but that's inefficient
[video] um yes it is. are you saying you want little brother to get shot, franziska? ;~;
[video] GO GET SHOT FOR ALL SHE CARES!!!!
[video] WOW RUDE also action here y/y he needs a whipping
[ action; okay wow not on the first date ]
[ action; so you're more of a third date kind of girl? ]
While he had known what to expect, had even had some time to get used to the idea, the woman who's standing in his doorway is so different yet so similar to the young girl he remembers from all of three days ago that he's momentarily taken aback and speechless.
In fact, he even finds himself taking a literal step backwards, thus allowing this alternate reality Franziska von Karma to enter the apartment. Furtively, he looks her up and down, takes in the changes (height and whip the most obvious), and attempts to reconcile them with the image of her he still has in his head. Considering everything that had happened in these past few days, this surely was't that ridiculous, but... his mentor's daughter, this girl who he had come to regard as something of a little sister, has, for all intents and purposes, become a woman overnight. ]
Well. You've certainly grown.
[ Drat, he'd said that aloud, hadn't he? Knowing that back in reality, he should be bracing himself for a lash of the riding crop, he casts another look at that whip and clears his throat. ]
I mean. Good afternoon, Franziska.
[ action; wow why are you asking your sister that ]
So while he had the luxury of doubting her credibility as Franziska von Karma (which would be foolishly disappointing of him), she had no reason to doubt that she was facing Miles Edgeworth from her past.
She stares at him, just to be sure. Or just in case he would suddenly confess to all of this being a prank. Which was silly, of course. In her opinion, Miles Edgeworth doesn't have enough sense of humor to make a joke, much less play a prank. ]
And you're supposed to be 26 years old. Why are you young again?
[ action; wow just answer the question ]
There's no 'again'. I've already told you what happened.
[ action; please wait until July ]
[ She pauses- considering before she whips him hard. ]
[ action; because he can't resist that soft blue bikini? ]
What was that for?!
[ action; walking barefoot in her own home doopdidoop ]
It was a test. Should we conduct another one?
[ action; papa won't mind if miles borrows his trunks ]
[ And that's final. ]
[ action; gross wrinkly old man trunks ]
One more lash! ]
[ action; but they never made it to the pool ] also wow I accidentally two words in that last tag
[ action; but what about Papa's desk? ]
[ action; whoa, bed first, girl ]
[ action; whoa is for horses, I am a girl ]
[ action; yes, miss 'wild mare'. ]
[ action; stop hanging out with godot you'll catch his rules ]
[ action; excuse me, edgeworth said it first! ]
[ action; yes as he is always first. in everything. ]
[ action; ... you're setting me up for a dirty joke here, aren't you? ]
[ action; who, me? neveeeeer ]
[ action; you're as pure and innocent as the driven snow!! ]
[ action; glad you approve, mr. morooka ]
[ action; (unsure) ]
[ action; as you take my hand and lead me to the dancefloor? ]
[ action; w o w no dancing ]
[ action; am I never gonna dance again? ]
[ action; NOPE :D ]
[ action; spoilsport ]
[ action; he tries ]
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