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[bitch_is_back]

[The video feed turns on and the picture if filled with the face of a woman with alabaster white skin and dark brows and eyes. One eye quirks upward and her lips tug into an annoyed frown.]

Crowley, what is this, some kind of joke? Threaten me, capture me, and then throw me in the middle of some futuristic looking game with a netbook and a weapon? If Schwarzenegger shows up, I swear I'm going to take this knife and gut him.

And this little home make-over you did of hell while I was gone is not at all what I expected. I thought you had class.

[Meg waits for that smarmy demon’s response but hears none, which just puzzles her more. Now she’s getting a bit nervous. Was this his intention? Throw her off her game?]

Fine. You know what? Screw you. I know you won't be able to resist showing your face sooner or later. You're too much of an egotistical bastard not to.

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[healplz]

I have yet to hear of a Crowley here, although I may simply have missed him. I take it is he is not a friend.

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[bitch_is_back]

You wouldn't have missed it. He wouldn't let you.

[She smiles.]

Friend? I dunno, depends on how you treat your friends. Unless torture is a kink of yours, you probably wouldn't call him a friend either.

[healplz]

I'm-- inclined to agree. If he is as visible as you claim, then I can promise you he is not here.

[bitch_is_back]

I admit, this isn't really his style at all. His taste is modern or classic, not.. Blade Runner.

So all that stuff I was told is true? Little hard to swallow.

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[stonefaith]

I doubt that your Crowley had anything to do with you showing up here.

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[bitch_is_back]

Is that so mysterious texter? I am so inclined to believe you.

[She wonders if the sarcasm is dripping through her text or not.]

[stonefaith]

[ nope :C not for this guy ]

Why is that?

[bitch_is_back]

I don't know you. I can't even see you. Why should I believe you?

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[withouthumanity]

—and who is this Crowley?

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[bitch_is_back]

Someone who calls himself King of the Crossroads and new demon King of Hell.

I call him all sorts of colorful things depending on the day of the week.

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[withouthumanity]

( Intrigued; but with quite a few questions. )

I'm afraid I have not seen, nor heard, anyone by that name. Not here.

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[bitch_is_back]

Then it must be my birthday.

I could do without him breathing down my neck for awhile.

He's not the kind of character you want slithering over your doorstep.

[But neither is Meg.]

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[ganking]

[ Clearly John showing up was too good to happen without an extra luggage of demon bitch. Dean doesn't look impressed, not one bit. ]

Take the knife and gut yourself, Meg. [ Look, it's that one person who likes to be as much of a thorn at your side as you are in his. ]

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[bitch_is_back]

Deeeaan!

[Oh joy! Just what she needed.]

So good to see a friendly face. I was starting to think I was here all on my lonesome. Are Larry and Curly here too?

[Or does she only get to tease one of the Three Stooges today?]

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[gained_a_level]

[ Meg's day is getting better and better, isn't it? First capture, then hunters, now angels.

Anyway, have a completely unfriendly glare that's mixed in with a dash of confusion. ]

Who is Larry and Curly?

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[bitch_is_back]

[She gets a glare and he gets an instant smile.]

I think you're Curly, Clarence. Sam is more of a Larry to me.

[No doubt more references he doesn't get.]

Good to see you in one piece. When you boys went after the Leviathan, I wasn't sure you'd come out of it alive.

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[ganking]

Cas, not the point. [ U G H. ]

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[ganking]

Meg. [ His enthusiasm could kill puppies. ]

So good ain't what I'd use but hey, whatever rocks your boat. [ Ignoring the question about Sam and Cas since bawww Sammy iiisssnnn't and she doesn't need to know about Cas until he butts into this. ]

How about we make this simple? You keep a low profile or I find you and send you to whatever afterlife this place might have to offer, m'yeah?

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[bitch_is_back]

That's not very friendly, Dean, after I helped you out and all.

[Though she does pause in thought, since Cas seems to indicate that Dean might not know about any of their recent adventures together.]

The afterlife here can't be worse than the one I'm used to.

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[district7]

It isn't that kind of game, sorry to disappoint.

Nice to see you're already making friends.

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[bitch_is_back]

You have a weird definition of the word 'friends'.

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[district7]

You've got no idea.

What did they do that's got you so pissed off?

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[fe_male]

[ well hey you're kind of pretty so okay ]

You wouldn't be the first person to get here and call it hell, I think.

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[bitch_is_back]

Was being more dramatic than anything. Trust me, this place doesn't actually compare to the real deal.

[fe_male]

And you'd know that...?